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12/22/2014 8:46:51 PM
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I have never done vog yet. I've said it, I can finally be free! *rides away on a majestic steed towards the sunset*
English
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Then falls off horse and the horse runs away so it can raid
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You wretched beast! Come hither and give heed! I rented you for the full hour!
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It can't stand Shakespearean English. So it comes back, kicks you, then gallops away
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It was all part of the plan and now I'm reaping the benefits. I got your horse wallet with all your horse cash. *pulls out pocket bike and pops a wheelie in the sunset yet again* the end. Although the sadness sets in from never doing vog :'(
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*pops a wheelie* *wheel breaks off* *face plants*
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* face plants into a awesome break dance pose followed by windmills finishing with headspins then back spin with a backflip for good measure. Pimp limps away *
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*as a real pimp walks up and pimp-slaps you for leaving your corner early*
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*after easily dodging all the pimp's futile attempts at attacking, he stumbles to his knees in exhaustion. Then questions his very existence "what am I doing with my life?" He cries. I shake my head in disappointment and walk away saying "merry Christmas ya filthy animal and a happy new year!"*
