Travelers will spin yarns of your horrifying simplemindedness for years after you kill yourself.
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Piss off, you poverty-stricken, redneck, cousin--blam!-ing bull rider.
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I don't hate you because you're mindless or because you're repelling, I hate you because you have poor taste in nearly everything.
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You are -blam!-ing monstrously hideous and you smell, we should hang out so I can break your stupid neck.
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I often like to lie down and picture you dying. [spoiler] we should hang out so I can break your stupid neck. (this part gave me many lawls) [/spoiler]
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I'm fairly certain that nobody cares about your wishes, in fact I believe things would just be better if you were disemboweled. [spoiler]Lol. Some of these insults are so bizarre.[/spoiler]