If you named you manhood after a gun what would it be mine would be the GHORN (with wolf pack rounds) but my ex would call it the little voice :( but my new girl would call it the pocket infinity because she was happy to get it but then realized it took to long to charge and the fired to fast and was kinda disappointed. PS women hood to I'm not sexist
This got way BIGGER and way better than I anticipated thanks and let's keep her going I want this to be the biggest thread ever on the forums because it would be hilarious to see that number one spot about IT...Thanks and don't forget that ward of dawn guardians for when it does happen ;-)
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I would love to say something like "Unfriendly Giant" or "Black Hammer" but it's probably more like the Bad Juju 2.0. A lot of hype, for a major let down. My wife's vibrator would definitely be the Steel Oracle. Makes her see God.
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The thorn cause it's a small little wood that penetrates you. Lol
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[b]No Land Beyond[/b] because her journey ends with me. I you know what I mean!
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Oh dear lord, the creative imagination of some people is showing in here XD
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For the People
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"Defiant gravity D"
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Was thinking "black hammer" but don't have the right skin colour lol
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Cockmoon
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Plan C (cock)
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The Devil you know. They are gonna be needing Jesus when I'm done.
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Doctor Nope. Because whenever I whip it out my wife says "nope"!
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Erectile dysfunction It's an 'exotic' in that it promises much , but after you play with it for a bit you give up on it and lock it away. Hoping against hope that one day someone somewhere will give it a little buff
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Truth, so I could say "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH"
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Gjallahorn. Because it has tracking rounds
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The last word, because everything else is moans and screams.
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This thread is entertainment beyond satisfaction
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Bad Juju.. Let's just say it needs a buff...
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Husk of the pit >.>
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Pocket Infinity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
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Thunderlord
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Thunderlord because she will be shocked at how deep it goes
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Docking Party. Because uh... y'know.
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Edited by Oath 01: 12/21/2014 2:41:50 AMhard light it over penetrates fires white bullets
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Edited by Brad Idea: 12/21/2014 2:34:48 AMThe Last Word. [spoiler]Cause she's gonna be speechless![/spoiler]
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Sword of Scrota Her: The Chalice
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Last word or red death maybe no land beyond