If you named you manhood after a gun what would it be mine would be the GHORN (with wolf pack rounds) but my ex would call it the little voice :( but my new girl would call it the pocket infinity because she was happy to get it but then realized it took to long to charge and the fired to fast and was kinda disappointed. PS women hood to I'm not sexist
This got way BIGGER and way better than I anticipated thanks and let's keep her going I want this to be the biggest thread ever on the forums because it would be hilarious to see that number one spot about IT...Thanks and don't forget that ward of dawn guardians for when it does happen ;-)
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You'd call it "Ghorn"? Why not Gjallarhorn? Lol
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The last word Not a girl but just found "swordbreaker" pretty hilarious so gotta shoutout that
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MIDA I fire on a hair trigger.
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Edited by StormiDutch: 12/22/2014 11:03:04 AMGjallahorn, my wolfpack round clusters and rockets track towards tha face ^^
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Icebreaker , no need for sweet talk to break the ice , my junk does all the work
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MIDA Multi-Tool. Why? Because it has multiple uses! "Select application: ballistic engagement, entrenching tool, Avionics trawl, troll smasher, stellar SEXtant. List continues." It's light weight which grants me +2 agility in the bedroom, can be quick drawn, smart drift control, several ballistic types, it acts as my third eye and with one exotic shard also known as Viagra, I can upgrade the damage all the way! Not to mention, I can stir your morning coffee with it ;)
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Vex Mythoclast. Not only is it the "Destroyer of Vex", it is also the Destroyer of the Pussy.
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Hardlight cause I'm so white, my manhood glows in the dark and my shots always seem to ricochet when I pull out
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MIDA Multi-Tool. >:)
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I gave her some of my super good advice
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Hard Light
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Thunderlord, because who wouldn't want to name their penis Thunderlord?
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Necrochasm [spoiler]It's so hard to get...[/spoiler]
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Unwilling soul...
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Darude Sandstorm
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Pocket infinity.... Because I'm a chick
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The Vanquisher VIII
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Mark of no tomorrow, as in you better not be here when I wake up tomorrow
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Ice breaker because I only got a couple good shots till I gotta wait for my reload for round two loooooooooool
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"The NechroGasm"
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Edited by xJINXx: 12/21/2014 7:26:26 PMFinal Boss Ofcourse Universal Remote could do the trick as well.
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The Comedian... because I have a small penis.
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4th horsemen Enough said
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Penisourus Shreks. There should be a gun named after my penis.
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The Black Hammer Because I'm black.
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another option would be Truth ,explodes well before you get to what you're aiming at.