A couple days until Xmas and the apocalypse of new testicles running around the tower, scrub a dub dubbing the crucible, and ruining raids. Don't worry though... They'll be able to instantly buy lvl 31 gear after reaching lvl 20 and blend in with even the most seasoned of guardians saying "don't worry i've done this before". 500+ hours put in? Forget that. They'll put in about 20 and be right on par with you! Hooray for first world problems! So glad I dedicated all this time to "become legend" when the 12 year old across the street will get the game and instantly be on my lvl! Edit 1: Wow! Thanks for the concern guardians! If you didn't like this. Lick my buttery taint because I just wasted 1 minute of your life. MWAHAHA