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12/19/2014 1:57:04 PM
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Why are cats so...
...needy. I mean seriously, everyone talks about them being this evil lonewolf thing. Here I am being awoken by a cat headbutting me in the face so he can have a little attention. What a pussy.
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1 ReplyAnnoying ?
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6 RepliesI want a cat :\
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6 RepliesDogs are infinitely and objectively better than cats.
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15 RepliesHey! Cats are awesome!
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4 RepliesYou misunderstand your master. Your cat doesn't "need" you. It OWNS you. It is asserting it's dominance by telling you that it is time to get back to your duties of making it's life as simple, easy, and pampered as possible. You were obviously slacking in your assigned tasks. Don't let it happen again, or that head butt may become claws. Consider this a warning.
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1 ReplyEdited by Oliver Queen: 12/21/2014 5:42:40 PMCats headbutt because they trust you.
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3 RepliesThey're not as bad as dogs. At least mine can feed itself.
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1 Reply[quote]What a pussy.[/quote] +10 for good pun
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1 Replyhttp://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/
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3 RepliesI got 6 cats and every single one of them drive me nuts at times. If one isn't causing a problem another is. It's a miracle my little Christmas tree has only been pulled down 5 times in the time it has been up. I love my cats but there is one specifically that does actually get on my nerves really bad. He will go from bedroom door to door kicking them with his hind feet trying to get someone to let him outside only for him to come clawing at the window 5 min later wanting back in. We repeat this for 2 hours till I get fed up and put him in the garage. He also likes to paw my face when I'm asleep for no reason what so ever.
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3 RepliesMine sings songs, eats fruit, and is extremely fluffy. Whenever she does bother me, half the time she doesn't want anything from me. She just wants to sing and bash her face onto things. Her brother runs around humming and yelling "HELLO!" , so there's that, too.
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2 RepliesMy cat does that too except she will meow outside my door until i open it, run in, rub herself everywhere, run out, then repeat five minutes later.
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1 ReplyEdited by GenesisNynja: 12/21/2014 1:04:03 AMCats normally keep to themselves, but sometimes they can be overly affectionate. My cat used to lay in bed with me and lick the top of my head while I was sleeping. One night I woke up and my head was bleeding because it licked a hole through my skin with it's sandpaper tongue.
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1 Reply
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7 RepliesAt least it doesn't bite your toes like mine :/
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5 Replieswhen you're not around...
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Give it all your love.
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So sexy ;)
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1 ReplyCats are needy bastards. But they make good pets if you don't get one of those psycho kill you ones. Kinda like a woman, only a woman isn't a pet. I miss my kitty she died a few years back =( best cat ever. I may steal my neighbor's cat it likes me more anyways. And that's a damn fact.
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Edited by Esko: 12/19/2014 8:39:27 PMMy dogs never shut up with theyr barking but I luv those sons of bitches. I know this is about cats but wut u gon do about it?
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Get a dog give it food water and it loves you till you kill it cause it has cancer
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1 ReplyMy old cat used to try and sleep on my head. We have a kitten now who likes to claw my hand trying to play while I'm sleeping. She has been airborn before my eyes even open lmao.
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4 RepliesI'm allergic to cats. I kill them regularly. Using gloves of course.
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1 ReplyThey are assholes. They know you are trying to sleep and wake you up because the are sadistic balls of fur
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4 RepliesOne time I woke up in the middle of the night with my cat sitting on my chest, staring at me with her huge ass eyes. I was like :0
