[In the voice of the Dead Orbit guy...]
I HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH!
Today I played Destiny for twenty eight hours straight, and when I was finished I understood an ultimate truth about the universe: We are not what we appear to be. Some would say that we are similar to kumquats and other similar fruits and carbonated beverages, but we are not! I know because I have seen the light, I have fired over ten billion rounds from a SUROS REGIME and understand the secrets spoken by the soft [i]plink, plink, plink, plink[/i] of justice!
That isn't even what I'm here to tell you though. I'm here to tell you about an experience I recently had, where I shot some things. It felt terrible! I realized that the true glory of a Guardian is not in how many things they have slain, how phat their lootz are, or how sweg they look in that shader. It is in knowing that many, many, many things have been on the receiving end of a melee! This is truth. This is glory. This is one of the stories the Speaker would have spoken if he was the sort of speaker to speak about things.
THIS IS WHAT WE ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR, EVEN IF WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN.
[b]THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY.[/b]
Do you understand? Bask in the enlightenment that is knowing. Bathe yourself in the freedom of truth. Punching things is the only way to know ourselves, to understand the world around us, and to plant flowers.
I once danced the night away.
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What are you smoking?
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"He's found out! Quickly! Rip this ones heart and soul before he spreads the word!"
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fists cracking against skulls. Music to my ears.
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With zero drugs being up for 28 hours you start mild hallucinations. I once pulled 3 days on a coke binge in my early 20s. I hope you got up and walked around. Sitting for that long will create blood clots in your legs. upon standing they shoot upstream and you get to find out what having a stroke is like. I'm not joking, its not good at all to sit for that long.
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Dude you just basically described the hive philosophy lol
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This is easily the greatest thing i have ever read in my entire life...
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Problem located: "Today i played for 28 hours"
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My brain...c-c-can't...p-process.....
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THE ALLIGATORS AND ELEPHANTS SCREAM YOUR PRAISES I CRY FOR THE DEAD MONGOOSE FEAR NOT THE 28 HOUR CYCLE SHALL NEVER END
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Somebody please comment on this so I can read this many, many times. XD
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I think you played for too long...
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Drugs+ destiny= this guy. Just say no kiddies
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Are you on -blam!-ing drugs bro?
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Edited by VincibleInk424: 2/20/2015 6:34:19 PMbut what if you are not a titan? #hunter master race
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Someone needs sleep XD
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Punched a dregs head so hard it came out its ass, was still alive and proceeded to run away like a demonic crab.
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[quote]This is one of the stories the Speaker would have spoken if he was the sort of speaker to speak about things. [/quote] Best quote ever lol
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i broke my playstation when xur sold icebreaker
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I have seen the Truth too. Xur was selling it.
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Sweg........ Sweg........ Right
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I want what he had.
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#LegalizeIt
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This is a frog dreaming. There is a dream time.
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I thought they banned bath salts.