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12/17/2014 11:26:49 PM
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My girlfriend, who is literally bae, got to my house late last evening as i was finishing up the nightfall with some buddies. She curled up next to me on the couch while we defeated phogoth, let me turn in my bounties without complaining, and received two ascendant orgasms for her generosity.
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you do know bae is danish for poop right
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Good thing he wasn't speaking Danish.
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I lie like a rug. She only got strange coins.
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Now that I can agree
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I know right lol. Yeah my girlfriend Megan Fox came over and played the skin flute while I did the nightfall. My friend Albert Einstein walked in on us, but he was too proud to be embarrassed or anything. He came over and gave me a $100, 100% real gift certificate to the next super bowl. Oh, and all the Kings horses and all the Kings men gave me a standing ovation
