A couple days until Xmas and the apocalypse of new testicles running around the tower, scrub a dub dubbing the crucible, and ruining raids. Don't worry though... They'll be able to instantly buy lvl 31 gear after reaching lvl 20 and blend in with even the most seasoned of guardians saying "don't worry i've done this before". 500+ hours put in? Forget that. They'll put in about 20 and be right on par with you! Hooray for first world problems! So glad I dedicated all this time to "become legend" when the 12 year old across the street will get the game and instantly be on my lvl!
Edit 1: Wow! Thanks for the concern guardians!
If you didn't like this. Lick my buttery taint because I just wasted 1 minute of your life. MWAHAHA
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This game always has noobs, from day one really.
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Why are you buttering your taint?
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Edited by anthrax99: 12/18/2014 9:07:18 PMwhy is your taint buttery? is that a fetish im not aware of? better question: should i try it? real butter or margarine?
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Yea the amount of 31s who have never tried vog before and are diving into hardmode is TOO DAMN HIGH
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[quote]So glad I dedicated all this time to "become legend" when the 12 year old across the street will get the game and instantly be on my lvl! Edit 1: Wow! Thanks for the concern guardians! If you didn't like this. Lick my buttery taint because I just wasted 1 minute of your life. MWAHAHA[/quote] It sounds like your 13 and upset the 12 year olds will catch up to you. But hey, you all get winter break and will havep lenty of time to play before school starts again In January.
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Better get into the crucible on the 25th, teach them how to do a shotgun uppercut and divebomb.
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Buttery taint!? Priceless.
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Yay. More food for my kill feed.
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Guide them guardians.
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Why do you give a shit?
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I mean, if you find any merit or accomplishment worthy of berating new players in this crayola kids difficulty of a game, then you should probably wipe the cheeto dust from your beard and reevaluate your life.
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Awww.......I thought you said 'boobs' Disappointed :/
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I love christmas noobs. My K/D in the crucible is going to sky rocket. They have no idea what they are getting into.
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buttery taint +1
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Anybody who gets this game for Christmas is screwed.
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-blam!- me man no more trips to the tower. Every other time I go there I get spammed by some lvl 26 who wants to do the raid. I would have no problem helping them if they didn't send me 100 -blam!-ing invites in 5 minutes.
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Deej might be a good example...either that or he was gifted stuff. Hes now lv 31 with max everything including with weapons (VoC and Found Verdict thems some lucky drops). less than 80 runs in crucible, 3 runs is VoG, 8 strikes, 13 patrol runs, and less play time then almost everyone on the forums.
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Instantly get to 31? Right, with 100 marks a week. Sure.
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Perfect time to light up some newcomers in crucible for my thorn bounty! Of course, I'm extremely bad at PVP so let's just hope they're worse than me :-/ Fak, they're prolly not gonna be worse than me.
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I can't wait to see Desticles fight NewDesticleFomen.
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I r here!!
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Got a fort
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lol that post though.
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One word that we have that separates us from them...experience. Nuff said
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I had 52 raid runs most on hard to get to 30, while a month later they come out with 31 gear. I could be pissed off about it or I can deal with it and move on instead of posting and complaining about it…
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I'll pass on your offer, but I will counter with opinions. 1. They still have to grind the marks. 100/week, 200 max. So the Xmas n00b will have to immediately jump into crucible and playlists to get those marks by 20. 2. They will have to level and shard that gear. That's not something that's going to happen in a day or two. Your definition of "instantly" is slightly off. 3. There are no real instructions for this game. We've all had to figure it out. How many "12 year olds" are going to spend the time reading up on Destiny instead of playing other games that have a smaller learning curve? 4. When they enter the crucible, feast upon them! 5. Be kind to a noob during strikes. If they are a putz, then just exit the event. Pay it forward (I mean, it's the holidays, right?). 6. It's just a game, not a way of life, even if it is an investment game. If the game upsets you, don't play. Don't post. Shrink the Bungie community. Ultimately that will be the tell. They've already made a ton of money (they, activision, whoever) so that's not the issues. They need players who want to play and buy. Just stop supporting it completely. Sure, leave that last bubble on that exotic unfilled...I'm sure that won't drive you nuts...