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#Destiny
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Somebody i wouldnt date. Repetitive and predictable. Makes for a boring relationship.
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A bit of a dominatrix...she hurts you but you like it
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This is the Crying Game
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She'd look great, but once you got know her, she would become mind numbingly boring, but you'd still go back to her everyday to -blam!- her.
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great body, but probably missing a limb for DLC
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She'd look amazing, but be incredibly brainless and get boring after a couple weeks.
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The type that takes up all your time and money for a brief moment of joy that quickly disappears and you try to chase that feeling everyday
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Looks good but expects payment every time you want to discover and explore her....prossy?
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Borderland ugly sister
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A huge pussy
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Edited by Zorak: 12/18/2014 10:44:35 AMA kunt
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Good to look at but annoying after a month
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A cheep hooker.... Takes your money and fu#k$ ya.
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Delilah
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My blow up doll.
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A really beautiful woman. With a horrible personality.
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Those girls who look really attractive with those bug eye sunglasses... Until they take them off.
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That one fat prostitute that Jimmy "nailed" in South Park.
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She would look really hot when you first meet her, and you think she's you're dream girl. Then the longer you stay with her the more annoying and frustrating you realize dealing with her is, and she's not at all what you thought she was.
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She wouldn't have enough content. If you know what I mean. And the sex would always feel the same.
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Butterface
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Looks good but high maintenance and a bit shallow. When you finally end up in the sack, that DD cup turns out to be AA.
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One ugly ass,lying ,skinny bitch that promises you the world but when ya pull her dress off it's YOU THAT GETS -blam!-ED IN THE ASS!
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Destiny would look like a cute girl with a great personality from a distance but as you got closer you realize you were looking at a lifesize poster of a man on the sidewalk.
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She'd be a predictable girl who's not gonna go blow your best friend..