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Empty all her bank accounts, put it in her butt one last time, then just go.
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Put the ring on your dick, put your dick in a box. Have her open the box
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Put it on ya cock then say gimme head
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Eat the ring and make sure she comes with you to get and x ray, and when the doctor shows the x ray to you both, propose
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Journey to the desolate land of Mordor, and cast the cursed ring asunder into the fiery pits of Mount Doom. Only then can you save Middle Earth and win over the heart of your damsel.
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Look at your avatar and do that. For the record I am a women so I know exactly what I'm talking about.
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-blam!- her right in the pusseh.
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Toast/envelope is the only way.
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You shouldn't.
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How long have you guys been together? Only then can I help you out
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*insert sexist joke Yada Yada washing sandwiches will think of something better later [b]placeholder[/b]*
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Play a game of riddles. Ask her what you've got in your pocket.
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Because of holidays- decorate the house with lights in the form " will you marry me " take her out and then get someone to turn em on when you get home (:
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Blimp or a air ballon. Trust me.
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Take her to a really expensive restaurant :)
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I'm a fan of the traditional, maybe... Take her to a fancy restaurant and pop the question after the main course or something?
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Swallow the ring - have her sift through your shit for it...
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Blindfold her. Ask to hold out hand. Skydive with ring. Get her to remove blindfold. Land with ring on finger.
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I'm a feminist and I believe it's prejudice for you to ask her. The woman should finally decide when THEY want to marry. [spoiler]leleleleleljk[/spoiler]
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It's simple. While its in her pooper, you shriek "YOU SHUD CHENG CLAS FROM GF TO WAIFU". If you says no, you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) her until she says yes. [spoiler]Might I suggest in a private setting? Try a nearby park at night (assuming it isn't freezing), or when she's cleaning something, kneel behind her and wait for her to turn around. Just ideas[/spoiler]
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Don't.
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Put it in her dessert (a ring)
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Depends what religion are you ?
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Give her a present with the ring inside.
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Edited by FireFaux487: 12/18/2014 2:58:42 AMTest the waters first. Drug her, dress her in a wedding dress and you in a tuxedo and put the rings on. If she wakes up and doesn't freak out, you're golden. [quote]if she wakes up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/quote]
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Maybe just do it nice and simple in a private location?