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Edited by Spank:
5/16/2015 6:26:14 PM
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Go for a romantic day out and make her think your going to propose, but don't. Then after dinner take her to a surprise place then propose there. But don't tell her you are going to a surprise place, because it's a surprise.
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3 RepliesBeat the raid and on completion get down on your knee. Works. Every. Time. #marriageadvicefroma15yrold
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1 ReplyMurder her and propose to the corpse to practice it
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2 RepliesPee it in snow. Cut yourself deep to show your love then sacrifice a goat
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5 RepliesDo it with a sledgehammer
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1 ReplyA whole day building up to the finally would be awesome probably
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1 ReplyFind a cliff overseeing a body of water, encompassed by trees. Have some of your most trusted friends blind fold her and tell her that they have a surprise for her and that for her safety and security it's better if she didn't know where they were going. Upon her arrival take her hand and guide her to the scenic spot, once you collect yourself, prepare for a speech; something about "loving blindly isn't a question of trust it's a question of devotion" then remove her blindfold and say... "I'm devoted to making sure that you never go a day without being loved..." pop the question. Proposing like a boss.
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1 ReplyPropose in Destiny
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1 ReplyJump out of a helicopter without a parachute
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2 Replies[i]"Hey, I don't hate you. Let's get married."[/i] That's how I plan to propose, if it ever comes down to it.
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7 RepliesHire flash mob, go to place where she said yes to toast envelope, flash mob all stand still at a specific time, say something along the lines of when I'm with you I feel like the whole world stops and it's just you, tears, profit [spoiler]white knight[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA more important question, is how do I propose to Spankin's girlfriend first? Guys, I need ideas ASAP.
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1 ReplyI agonized for like a month on some memorable crazy way to propose to my girlfriend. Ended up just dropping to a knee in her parents driveway before we were going to dinner one night. She was hysterical. My advice--just do it. She'll be so excited/surprised anyway that it won't matter how you did it.
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3 RepliesSay shut up and Marry me
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9 RepliesStick the ring in her cornhole while she sleeps Tongue punch her fart box, inserting your tongue inside the ring Take it out and say something like "I have a sh!tty idea, let's get married" She'll say "ayy lmao" Welcome to hell
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4 RepliesWhen she gets on her hands and knees to give you a blow job, let her pull your pants and underpants down and then have the engagement ring on your dick ^__^
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2 RepliesIf you do get married you should save a piece of your wedding cake, and do this. Shove that thing up her pussy, and start banging her. After that pull your dick out, and have her lick the cake off your dick. Then give her a little home made icing if you know what I mean.
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On Christmas day (or Hanukkah but only for the last day) once everybody has opened the last of their presents, say "I have another one. Its for *insert GF's name here*" Then you walk up to your GF and go on one knee and say the words (if you don't know the words you are not morally allowed to propose). The plan can also be worked many different ways after you say you have another gift.
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5 RepliesPut the ring around ur penis and whip it out
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1 ReplyStab her. The only way to get to a woman's heart.
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Put it in her Christmas turkey. [spoiler]no I do not mean the ring[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPut the ring in your middle finger, flick her off , and tell her yo marry me you bítch. Get married eat cake and die being happy fat
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2 RepliesYou should make a nice dinner at home and have a couple of movies that you know she wants to see. Before or after dinner you look at her and you tell her this "*insert name* I have something I really need to ask you." You wait for her response as she looks at you mysteriously as you fumble in your pocket for something. It can't be the ring though that's the important part. As you fumble for it, allow the ring to slightly fall out of your hand onto the floor, noticeably! You mutter something and you bend down to grab it. As you grab it that's when you get on your knee and ask her to marry you! OR This will require work on your part. Take a day off of work, make sure your love is working. On your guys bed, place a few bouquets of roses, or her favorite flower. Have a nice home cooked meal planned out for that night. A night for the two of you to enjoy each other. After dinner, you excuse yourself to the bathroom but go to your room, and yell for her to come here quick there something she needs to see. As she hurries, you need to get in place, have whatever you want on the bed. A couple movies, or who knows just something she likes and would want. Have a letter confessing your undying love if you want. Key is you can't be in the room, you need to walk up behind her. She'll walk into your room and maybe you'll have some music that you both adore playing. As she grabs the letter you walk up behind her and slightly twist her aroun towards you. Get on your knee, with ring in hand and ask her for her hand in marriage. You know with the effects of a dimly light room or something!! That's all I have and I wish you the best of luck in your relationship!
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1 ReplyTake her to a music concert and ask the the person singing if you can come upstage with your girlfriend and ask her out. I saw this happen once 2 years ago.
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6 RepliesPlease, go all early 1900's and have a small plane with "Will you marry me <insert name here>" fly overhead while having a small romantic picnic.
