Smoke weed everyday
Eat spagettios
Go to store, stand in snack section too long deciding wtf kind of chips to get, only to realize there are cameras all over the ceilings. What if someone's been watching me stand here for 17minutes? Quickly grab funions and cool ranch Doritos, head to checkout only to realize damnit, what the cashier guna think? Buying funions, Doritos, and pizza bagels....
English
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Edited by THE COUNT DANTE: 12/17/2014 5:40:12 AM...I know I will smile really big and say hello in a British accent. That will send him off my trail. "Good day, Sir..." Good day? What is that shit? I will get a slushie and stall him.
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He'll think you have good taste.