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12/16/2014 9:16:24 PM
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What's the best way to pray to RNGesus?
My RNG loot is not the worst i've read about but its not good. Are there any specific prayers/rituals I can do to up my chances of getting something bodacious like Ice Breaker or Hawkmoon?
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2 RepliesYou no help me now, I say fu RNGesus, I do it myself!
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5 RepliesThis is foolproof: 1. While waiting for the loot drop, cup your testicles, and put one nipple between index finger and thumb. 2. Begin to pinch your nipple, and squeeze your sack, increasing the pinch/squeeze as you get closer to the RNG reveal. 3. Once you reached the point of unbearable pain, scream "RNG, RNG, RNG WILL YOU PLEASE BLESS ME!" at the top of your lungs, repeatedly. 4. Reap rewards. While this works with loot drops, it may result in your relatives distancing themselves from you...my wife now sleeps in another room, and refuses to have anything to do with me. The kids left (blessing in disguise, maybe?).
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2 Repliesfor instance you could cheese the cryptarch :-) 1. remember how your legendary engrams somehow turn into shards/energy on occasion? well , do them one by one, taking your time until the item dissapears from the right side, even better decrypt one engram , back out, wait for the right side notification to go away and then approach cryptarch again and decrypt the next engram, I never got shards after this method 2. when you decrypt a lot of blue engrams(say after ROC strikes) and you also have a few legendary engrams there is a way to turn them into exotics ALWAYS! all you need to do is start decrypting blue's and as soon as you get a legendary item from a blue immediately decrypt the legendary item it will always turn into an exotic item , this method works 100% for me but only with legendary weapon engrams, with armor engrams it also works but not everytime(maybe 60%) try it and enjoy :)
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i write shit that i want on a chair at school on mondays and xur either sells it on the next friday that week or I get it by friday. did it 2 times, worked both. last week i asked for last word, xur sold it. the week before that I said I wanted gjallarhorn and got it on friday, yesterday, I wrote on that chair that I wanted Monte Carlo, if I get it on friday, that chair is probably RNGesus himself
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7 RepliesOur Crota, Who art in Hellmouth, Hallowed be thy Knight. Thy Omnigul come, thy Will be done as a strike on Earth but not on the moon. Give us this day our daily story mission, and forgive us our Crucible kills, as we forgive those who in Crucible kill us. And lead us not into darkness zones, but deliver us from shard drops. For thine is the raid loot, the only way to reach level 32, Until the next DLC. Amen
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1 ReplyRahool is great Rahool is groot Let us thank him For our loot By his hands We are all erotic Give us lord Our daily exotic Amen Anyone who understands where I got this is truly awesome
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Sacrifice children to Rahool
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2 RepliesRNGesus hallowed by thy name. Thy digits come they will be done. Give us this day our daily shard. Forgive us of our dismantles and those who have dismantles before us. Lead us not from temptation but deliver us from the cyrtotarch. For thine is the loot table, the end gram , and the luck forever and ever. Aman
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2 RepliesPray to the Broom Sweeping Robot... He is all... He is good...
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Beat off and scream rngzus
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Apparently, bent over with your pants around your ankles. RNG seems to want to butt feck you for quite a while before he'll bless you. I have heard (unsubstantiated) that your mother must be a virgin as well.
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My friend BMAC0007 did the lion king thing in front of the raid exotic chest and got her dream exotic and I was last to the chest and chanted suros and got the mida which im happy about.
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When you acquire a engram go to Rahool. Then get on your knees and sacrifice a goat to the dark lord Master Rahool. If your sacrifice pleases him you shall earn your exotic
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Dont pray to him pray too the Mighty Mc Nugget
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Dance
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You must make a non-material sacrifice of your social life, job and sex and keep grinding with different charaters in order to appease RNGesus
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Sacrificing multiple virgins
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Just before beating the final part of nightfall, raid sequence, boss, etc be sure to hit start as quickly as possible and switch all your gear to make you level 27. Also, do as little as possible during the raid or nightfall. Get the least amount of kills, die alot, and generally ruin everyone else's good time. These are the people who ALWAYS get the best loot. RNGesus pities them I guess.
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RNGesus does not answer prayers for personal gain, But the dark lord Oryx does. A quick prayer to Oryx is all it takes for garunteed loot. It won't cost you much...
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face down ass up.
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1 ReplyThere is no RNGesus. There is only a sullen, bad-tempered dwarf, pulling levers inside a complex system of mad machinery, cackling with delight every time a player earns 5 strange coins in the Nightfall. Don't believe the myth.
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You have to travel to earth. Go to the original loot cave. If you don't know what that is you haven't grinded long enough yet. You have to sacrifice yourself by rocket launcher on the rock where the killing spree took place. Works.
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Drinking 6 cans of cheap Cider ..and sit in nothing but your underware ...crying about how sad and pathetic you life really is....and how you will never be truly happy. No wait ...that's what I do every night..... 😭
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Go to the shrine of rngesus in skywatch and shoot into it in homage to the golden age of rngesus. Repeat for 10 hours. Rngesus will bless u on your nightfall. GUARANTEED!
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you must sacrifice two blue class item engrams to the dismantle gods every day. The dismantle gods and RNGesus are homies so the dismantle gods will be all like "yo homie do this fool a favor and get him some stuff worthwhile." and RNGesus will be like "Ok tell ya what if he does the nightfall 37.5 times a week I'll give him a better chance at getting ascendent materials and strange coins."
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Do not do nightfall and hard raid ever..... Just get first crota chest ...... -.-"
