Hate to be that guy but can you please separate the text into paragraphs? The wall of text is just too much for my eyes.
Edit: Got myself to read the OP. Well said.
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I actually wrote it on my phone and when I added spacing it disappeared when I posted so I am not sure what happened. Thanks for reading though. I posted a version with proper spacing on my blog at ign.com when this got a lot of responses. You can search for my username bprecythe at ign.com and find it there.