Twas the night before Crota, and all through the hall,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a thrall.
The Tower was full of guardians who waited with care,
In hope that Eris Morn would soon be there.
They lurked in the forums and posted in threads,
While visions of necrochasm danced in their heads.
Then the download came, slower than feared
And then they knew the final countdown was drawing near.
Soon morning came, and dawn broke the night
Indeed the guardians would soon begin their new fight.
They rushed to their vaults and grabbed their Gjallarhorns,
Doubtful their loot would be better from Eris Morn.
The Gunsmith's ammo packs ran out fast,
He must have known this attention would not last.
Fireteams were assembled, with members from far and wide
And they all exclaimed "no longer will Crota hide!"
Into orbit they went, all giddy with excitement,
So off the moon, all their jumpships went.
Approaching the Hellmouth, they did not know
What they would find, down in the Dark Below,
Into rooms of wizards and of thrall galore,
They fought their way through until they could fight no more.
Not long after they found Oryx's son,
And surely they realized it was too late to run.
Their fate had been sealed, they stood at the ready,
With gazes towards the knight, they remained steady.
The god summoned his minions, and unleashed their fury
But the guardians held their ground, though their vision went blurry.
Crota took many forms, trying all of his tricks,
He could handle one Guardian, but not all six.
At last one warrior retrieved Crota's sword,
And cut through the final waves of his horde.
The Guardian approached the Knight, now on his knee,
And said, "This is the end, and I'm the last that you will see".
With their mission done, and loot in hand
They returned to Eris, her grin was grand.
"You did what we could not, I and the other five"
"You have destroyed a god, and crippled the Hive"
EDIT: Let's get this trending Guardians! And let's get pumped for The Dark Below!
EDIT 2: Glad you guys liked it! We are mere hours away....
EDIT 3: Picture credit goes to [b]Doc SoCal[/b]!
EDIT 4: HOLY CRAP 500 LIKES! Never thought something I doodled at work would get this much attention
EDIT 5: ITS HERE!! And I'm at work....cant wait to get home.
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What a read but it was a good one. Under 2 hours left can't wait
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Bravo. Really creative to be honest.
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Edited by A Beaten Leaf: 12/8/2014 10:54:20 PMTHIS is what a Forum Post should Look LIKE! Amazing Post, Well thought out, Very Creative. 20/10
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Wait a minute, a post actually worth reading? DeeJ this post is way too OP, nerf the living crap out of it[spoiler]solid work my friend, 10/10[/spoiler]
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"EDIT 5: Please like and subscribe etc etc"
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OUTSTANDING! I hope you don't mind I took the liberty of making it into an image.
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You have successfully raised how pumped I am for this Dlc. +10 creativity.
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Honestly the best thing I've read on the forums since launch very creative. Mad props
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THIS is the greatest thing ive seen on here for a LONG LONG LONG time you should be the ONLY lv 33
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Excellent work!
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Everyone's reaction at this point:
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Thank you! Even though this is super corny, it is wonderful! In forums that are consumed by nothing but crying and stupidity this gives me a faint glimpse of hope for a change.
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Stopped reading at "Gjallahorn" -blam!-........ It's 'Gjallarhorn"
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Ah... poetry. Very nicely done and happy killing, almost time!
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Edited by Aeriox1: 12/9/2014 6:17:30 AM".....with our mission done the loot began to drop, I waited my turn to see what I got. Was it raid armor that would make my heart skip? Here it comes......damn, all I got was a ship."
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This is epic.....
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Great Job, real enjoyable read in a forum filled with such negativity.
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Love it!!! Hope swords will be like the relic
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DId you listen to Guardian Radio?
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YES THE PICTURE COMPLETES IT
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Edited by Inflicte: 12/9/2014 4:56:09 AM[i]We walked in prepared, with our weapons at hand. Our fireteam so proud, so mighty and grand. We walked into the hellmouth, into the dark below. It was deep and dark, and ever so low. As we reached the end, we were ready, Our grenades at hand, and our weapons steady. We entered his throne, a dark, dark room. We then saw what lurks in the dark below as we yelled, "LOOK GUYS, IT'S CROTA! LET'S PUSH HIM OFF TO HIS DOOM!" [/i]
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Edited by Knightmare0: 12/9/2014 2:47:14 AMBe me >read this >read replys >got hit by feelsplosion while laughing my ass off >feels and laughter cause emote vortex >vortex lets me see into the future where I see myself getting hit by a car for running a redlight while reading this >decided after seeing this post I can die happy and runs the light despite foresight >winds up in hopsital other cars fine im royally messed up >prolly bout to die tells nurse to post this for me verbatim >dies happily >realizes I havent played the dlc yet >cock slaps reaper and take control of my mangled body >scream like a horde of thrall as I break out of morgue locker and eat three attendants and a cop >feel their light flow into me as I sneak my way out and escape >sits infront of my tv eating my now massacred roommates playing destiny like nothing happened >is glad I have day off tomorrow to play and figure out how im gunna tell my boss im a zombie >my roommates are vegan and really need some salt and pepper and maybe ranch [spoiler] so serious btw I did escape somewhere and kill/eat a bunch of people just so I could play tomorrow [/spoiler] [spoiler] crota is love crota is life [/spoiler] Edit: added the parts after I came back and ate that nurse who typed most of it for me while I bled out lol
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Beautiful
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