Bacon? I mean it looks like bacon, smells like bacon. I can't quite put my finger on it but something's off here. Must investigate further...
Edit: Guys guys guys! It wasn't nerfed! Bro got me turkey bacon so I shot em. We laughed and laughed as proper bacon was cooked and enjoyed at the expense of his silly mistake. Seems he passed out due to the awesome taste of non nerfed bacon. Seems like he really likes ketchup, the stuff is all over the place. Uh ohh......! Almost dropped a piece, silly double! Haha