Sometimes I lay in the bath and pretend I'm a fish
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Sometimes when I'm alone... I slather myself with vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Better than lying in tall grass and pretending your a worm.
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You will never be me. Blub.
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Sometimes i like to put a gun to my head and pretend I'm hitler.
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I take showers (•-•)
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I pissed in the bath water
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Sometimes I stand anywhere and am a cat.