The fact that nearly all of your posts are Troll/satirical is the only reason that you are there. 1) You must have a very pointless and unfulfilled life to make so many. 2)You're followed so much, because humans have a curiosity with freaks/weirdos/nutjobs/the unknown etc - example: the woman who got married to Charles Manson, example 2: girls sending marriage proposals to a guy who killed another player, example 3 and 4: reality show personalities like Joey Essex, Jedward. 3)The ninja mods must piss themselves laughing at just about every topic you create, and you probably sent a couple to hospital from this topic, due to their unstoppable laughing at your ego.