I just couldn't wait to explore
Frontiers and planets galore
I put in the game
And quickly became
Disappointed there were only four
I set out to space, bound for glory
Determined to forge my own story
After doing the same
Mission ten times again
I feel like this games getting boring
My fire team moved with a purpose
I stalked the Cabal, feeling nervous
I let out a roar!
And we charged into war
Oh wait, disconnected from servers
The list of complaints never ends
Yet always, the fanboy defends
I have the worst luck
At 29 I'm stuck
So why can't I trade with my friends?
I bought this game, I have the docket
I used all the cash from my pocket
But some people say
There's stuff hidden away
And I have to pay more to unlock it
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There once was a boss named Atheon! He once come across six Guardians! They shot him in the head! He fell over dead! Thus, ends the story of Atheon. There once was a boss named Crota, He stood there takin a private photah (photo) Six hero's did sneak in, Seen some things they hadn't ortah (aught to) There she lay! All trussed up, boobs on display! Their Intel was bad, Crota's not such a cad! On leaving his lair, one laughed without care! Now they must flee without being seen! But Crota did hear. Got his sword and made a mad dash But our heros were rash, youtubed it for mad cash Thus, the world knows of Crota.