As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Remember the days you didn't have Gjallahorn? Oh.. wait, thats today [spoiler]stole it from MAK[/spoiler]
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Destiny
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I put my cabals in Crotas end and he put his black hammer into my hands
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I had a good one but I Phogoth it [spoiler]Im sure someone said that already[/spoiler]
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What do they have in Antarctica? Icebreakers! [spoiler]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH[/spoiler]
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The [b]Titan[/b]ic was sunk by an iceberg. Hive got no idea if these are puns.
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So who is the judge? .... we shall call him Punderlord
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Are you a sunsinger cuz your a guardian angel
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What kind of rope do guardians use? Bungie cord
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Can't we thrall just get along?
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Not very many Comedians out there i guess. Maybe i could be the Icebreaker for this thread.
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Before I [b]shank[/b] you to death with my [b]thorn[/b] say your [b]last word[/b].
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a titan had social issues, so i gave him Super Good Advice. he is doing much better now
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I find the concept of the Black Garden quite [i]vex[/i]ing. You could say the truth is shrouded in [i]darkness[/i]. I think that the moon is [i]crater than[/i] Earth. I'll stop before people get a-[i]void[/i] with me.
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Edited by Futilelyte: 11/23/2014 1:24:28 AMI wouldn't mind putting my Phogoth in her Hellmouth I don't always camp with shotguns, but when I do.. I teabag Hunters sure are a Thorn in the side! They always give me Bad Juju when I fight them
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After she Titans her body in the gym, all the guys will hunter down. [spoiler]warlock[/spoiler]
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I Suros'ly Regime'nd this post to be more punny.
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I can't remember the name of the race fighting the Cabal on Mars..... it Vexes me..... :P
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What is Crota's least favourite strike? [spoiler]knight fall[/spoiler]
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Why does the voice of the traveler have no mouth?
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Why does xur only show up on the weekends? because hes got no [b]patience and time[/b]. Though I bet he has some [b]super good advice[/b] since he has lots of exotics but he[b] murmurs[/b] to much to give it to anybody. But than again he has [b]no backup plans.[/b]
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I found out the title for destiny 2. Destiny's child.
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I got the last word ,but it never talked.
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Raid chest rewards are "Shard-ly" worth the effort.....
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Edited by Legend of Jordy: 1/15/2015 8:47:11 AMSo there's this joke about six guardians going into Crota's End... They don't like to talk about it.
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Misheard?..........Do i really have to step inside the ring to lure out the Gaylord!?