As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Yo mamas so fat when she wakes up her alarm clock says WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE!
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What do you call it if crota has a bad dream? [spoiler]a knightmare[/spoiler]
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I use Crest Of Alpha Lupi toothpaste every morning!!
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I would tell a pun, but I'm to gallahorny
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Hey girl wanna see my hard light :P
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Where do hive burry their dead? [b]Tomb Ships[/b]
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What do you call a hobgoblin with one leg?[spoiler]a hobble-goblin[/spoiler]
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What do the vex use to build? [b]Torch Hammer[/b]
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Edited by Crusty Dog Booger (Adept): 9/5/2015 1:56:50 PMWhat burn do the cabal like the most? Valus Ta'[b]a[/b]u[b]rc[/b]
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What condiment does Skolas like the most? [b]Ketch[/b]up
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Are you standing on a sync plate? Because you're making my spire form
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Edited by Subtlest: 4/30/2015 11:59:07 PMThe stolen Mr. Fruit jokes are strong with this thread.
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Warlock- How do you get to the Vault of Glass? Hunter- I don't know. Let me Axis Minotaur.
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What do you call a homeless Vex?[spoiler]A HOBOgoblin! Hahaha am I right? That's... Okay[/spoiler]
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Edited by SIX STONES2998: 8/27/2015 12:42:28 AMMe: hey hey speaker Speaker: yes guardian. Me: you you like to travel? Speaker: yes I do.. Me: I guess dat makes you a traveller! Crap pun I know but that was the point.
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Edited by Channing Tatyum: 7/4/2015 1:52:02 PMgame of thorns
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What did crota say when he fell? [spoiler]HIVE fallen and I can't get up![/spoiler]
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I could tell you, but I don't have time to explain my puns, besides- I don't want some stranger rifling through my brain. I do have a vision of confluence between puns and destiny though. Oh man, I mida sounded like a tool- but these puns make me hot as dragons breath- I just might fire on a hair trigger. You too? Wanna get out of here? Maybe grab a bite at the galleria of horns tonight? Man- I'm hungrier than crota, but I always give the ladies the last word.
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Edited by Ituakii: 5/16/2015 4:38:27 AMWhy did the Minotaur get sick? [spoiler]Harpies[/spoiler]
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Guess what dropped, hint no one likes it NLB? No What was it? [spoiler]DEEJ'S NUTZ[/spoiler] [spoiler]I know it's bad but I had to find someway of saying DEEJ'S nuts[/spoiler]
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Atheon woke up one morning, and noticed a rash on his [i]Torch Hammer[/i]. He went to the doctor later that day, and tested positive for [i]Harpies[/i]. They gave him a few [i]supplicants[/i] to relieve the rash and told him to not have any more [i]vex[/i]
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Hey are those pants purple..... Then that ass must be legendary.
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Edited by Subtlest: 3/16/2015 12:13:15 PMAt the beginning of The Summoning Pits, Ghost states that a Hive abomination is waiting for us. When I got down there I was surprised to see Phogoth instead of the Necrocasm.
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Skiff you can, slow down. I can't ketch up. Pike down will ya, you're too loud.
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Cringe thread
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Edited by PatmanCg3: 2/2/2015 9:46:31 AM"Two Titans walk into a bar, the Warlock blinked"