As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Okay here we go... [i]*Deep breath*[/i] [b][u]Destiny.[/u][/b]
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Cryptards favorite song is 'Blue (Da Ba De)' he lives and dies by that song...
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Here's a joke with a killer punch line.. It's more of a visual https://account.xbox.com/en-us/gameclip/6bf85e1f-a640-4a08-bf50-fbe9cf28d3be?gamerTag=Buanno&scid=37770100-f9ae-4b80-9dad-7c1d0ec14469
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What do you call a male warlock ? - a warcock
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Xur can't speak he has no mouth and he stole his cloths from resident evil merchant
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Somebody get me a rag... I just got headshot by the strangers rifle
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I don't have time to tell you why i don't have time to tell you any.
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Edited by Tzoedn: 11/25/2014 7:45:50 PMcrucible and especially iron banner received a lot of gripe for being a huge fusion fest, but no one has yet to give it the proper name. This fusion overload was bungie's plan all along, the most subtle reference to their breakout game. Halo CE. For those that had this on the original Xbox, you know where this is going. After hours of split screen, time to unwind, cool down, maybe get a little silly. It was time to go down to that demo at the bottom of the main menu, and play...Fusion Frenzy!
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I just got fatebringer. My friend still wants it. He has fate, but will the templar bring'er. How dahella did you geta gjallahorn.
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I hit that hunter right in her -blam!-er
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If Eris was in an adult film, it would be called Eris Porn. If it was an anal film, she would be Eris Torn.
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I just saw the the stranger and that gjallarhorn-y as hell
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I just completed in the queens booty
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Xurentainly the best at Destiny
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I would but I Phogoth it.
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The Speaker was giving a speech but he Phogoth The Last Word of Aheons Epilogue and got so Vexed.
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I wanted to turn in my bounties but I had yet to make my Crota.
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inb4 "I could tell you"
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I would tell you one but my wife will get mad, it's that time of the month. Acting like a bitch and bleeding a lot. Might as well call her Red Death. But, that's the Truth. Oh well, she might be a Thorn in my side for now. Just have some Patience and Time and she should get better. That's some Super Good Advice. If it doesn't work, go to Plan C. Take her out for dinner, who knows she might give your Thunderlord a workout. Let you put your Hard Light in her Pocket Infinity. Then when you're done, pick up your Universal Remote and watch some tv. All those stupid commercials for "Stainless steel Ice Breakers," and "MIDA Multi-tools for your mans work bench." After some tv, go to bed. The Last Word you'll say is, night honey.
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Yo I live in Florida and it sure is Swarm down here
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I don't know if this was already said cause I don't have the patience & time to read all of these conments
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There was a rather big thread with plenty of puns, but for the life of me I can't find it. Still looking for it.
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Warlock making excuses about the aim/distance of their arcane blast.