As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Edited by Red Angry Smurf: 3/4/2015 11:37:27 PMWhat do you call the space between Kristin Steward's thighs? ....The Twilight Gap Lolz
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I've been trying to tell people that pulse rifles suck, but they never listen to my three little words.
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So a titan a warlock and a hunter walk into a bar. The warlock and hunter use blink and shotgun the bartender. Man that titan was so jealous
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What's the difference between bungie and hasbro? [spoiler]bungie has more nerfed guns[/spoiler]
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Destiny is like porn. We're not here for the story.
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Why does no one watch TV in destiny? [spoiler]cause xur sold universal remote and everyone keeps changing the channels. [/spoiler]
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Are you ready to plunge deep into the dark below of Crota's end?
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When I ask my girl to make love to me, she says "no, little light" Thanks Destiny :(
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(Not mine) So there is a hunter a warlock and I titan. Hunter: wow I have a really small arm. Warlock: I have a really small leg. Titan: I have a small penis. They all go to the world records Hunter: I have the smallest arm in the world! Warlock: I have the smallest leg in the world! Titan walks out Titan: who the blam is Justin Beiber?!?!?
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Destiny [spoiler]that is all[/spoiler]
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What's oryxs favorite tomato? [spoiler]son-died[/spoiler]
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I wrote a poem about the Felwinters Lie When i die from the Felwinters Lie I can not do nothing But the Felwinters Sigh [spoiler]Stolen From HID[/spoiler]
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What's the similarity between a little boys balls and gjallahorn [spoiler]they never drop [/spoiler]
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I found spare change in crucible
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How do you take out a Colossus in one hit? [spoiler]Kick 'em in the Cabals.[/spoiler]
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Edited by SacredLevel: 7/5/2015 5:43:39 AMWhat do Acolytes get for Christmas? [spoiler][b]Crota's Presence[/b][/spoiler] Hey girl, do you have a sync plate in your pants? Because my [b]spire[/b] is rising..[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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What do you call the back story of Dredgen Yor?[spoiler]Dredgen Lore[/spoiler]
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Why don't any of the TVs on Venus work? [spoiler]because there's no cabal[/spoiler]
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A fire team of three guardians (Walock, Hunter, and Titan) are being overwhelmed by waves of Thralls at the Prison of Elders. Arc Burn and Juggler are the modifiers. After exhausting every primary bullet. The Warlock and the Hunter come up with a Plan C just to realize that after running out of ammo, to their dismay, the Titan had No Backup Plans...
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Did you put the multi tool in the vault. I Mida
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I've been dying to find a large group of guardians that will be willing to spin my metal so I can necrochasm on alllllllllll of your gjallarhorns!!!!!😋
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HIVE FALLEN and I can't get up. This really is VEXing me, the person who tripped me really needs to get the HELLMOUTH out of here. Two guardians fought that NIGHTFALL, they both wanted to get the LAST WORD of that argument.
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When i went Cabals Deep I became a registered vex offender
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[b]THAT WILL BE ANSWERED THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT SUPER SLAAAM![/b]
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Knock knock Who's there? Oryx Oryx who? Oryx you glad I didn't say Crota? [spoiler]Shaking my head in shame[/spoiler]
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Yo mamas so fat when she wakes up her alarm clock says WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE!