As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Yeah I'd tell you to go have sex with a Vex but I wouldn't want you to get Harpies..
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I tried to hook Oryx up with a friend of mine but....he was already [i]Taken[/i] ;-)
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Why do titans cry? They can't blink
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"...with massive worlds to explore..." -the back of Destiny's case
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This ones not mine: How do you kill a god? With an Ethernet cable.
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*after boss fight* "Okay. Let's mop up the dregs."
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What do you do when you see a Fallen? [spoiler]Stand them up[/spoiler]
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Edited by Vic: 4/22/2015 11:56:07 PMWhats the Cryptarch's favorite type of music? The blues.
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Killed your self shooting a puddle… splash damage
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Edited by TuxedoMask83: 9/13/2015 3:52:19 PMWho do you call when someone kicks your dog? [spoiler]Petra Venj[/spoiler]
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Mop up the dregs guys. [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
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Sorry to [i]burst[/i] your [i]bubble[/i], but titans [i]blow[/i]. (No offense)
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That moment when you get a crucible bounty that you have to kill 25 guardians using a super... BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU A DEFENDER TITAN
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One more pun and I'm getting the HELLMOUTH of here....
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That awkward moment when your staring down an innocent dreg waiting for your icebreaker to regenerate ammunition
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Everytime I see someone using gunslinger in a raid I can help but laugh because it's nothing but... [spoiler]golden[/spoiler]
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My best destiny pun was nerfed so now it's nothin.
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Edited by Kell of Krayons: 4/30/2015 12:56:02 PMI have thee little words for you if you think your another NITC you might as well resort to plan c to solve your trolley problem, I will always have the last word, it's clear that you have no patients and time that's why your a thorn in my side, I know you have no backup plans so surrender before I give you a one way ticket to the devil you know. ~ immabroski 2015, I can handle the truth
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A Hunter and a Titan stumble upon a purple engram. Both quickly jump on it and begin a tug of war. After a short time the Titan says "Ok let's have a competition and the winner will keep the engram." The Hunter being very proud, assuming he can beat the Titan at anything agrees asking "What kind of competition we talking about?" The Titan replies "A staring contest." The Hunter says "Ok, Go!" During the contest a Warlock shows up and begins to watch the Hunter struggle and squirm as his eyes start to water. The Titan keeps his cold stare steady the entire contest. Finally the Hunter gives in and closes his eyes. Happy with his new engram the Titan leaves the Hunter a broken man. The Warlock asks the shell of a guardian what happened. "I just lost a staring contest with a Titan." The Warlock starts to laugh. "You idiot... Titans can't blink." Not really a pun but oh well
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I was going to throw a grenade at a 45 degree [u]arc[/u], but then realized that option was [u]void[/u] when the target was [u]solar[/u] away.
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Edited by Red BakaRanger: 2/12/2015 2:53:32 PMI left all my friends on the 360 after I played destiny on the one. They got so upset when I [i]dropped the relic[/i].
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Deej Nutz! Ha BUNgie!
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The cabal are like all the good destiny puns and jokes [b]Taken[/b]
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Edited by Red Angry Smurf: 3/4/2015 11:37:27 PMWhat do you call the space between Kristin Steward's thighs? ....The Twilight Gap Lolz