I just couldn't wait to explore
Frontiers and planets galore
I put in the game
And quickly became
Disappointed there were only four
I set out to space, bound for glory
Determined to forge my own story
After doing the same
Mission ten times again
I feel like this games getting boring
My fire team moved with a purpose
I stalked the Cabal, feeling nervous
I let out a roar!
And we charged into war
Oh wait, disconnected from servers
The list of complaints never ends
Yet always, the fanboy defends
I have the worst luck
At 29 I'm stuck
So why can't I trade with my friends?
I bought this game, I have the docket
I used all the cash from my pocket
But some people say
There's stuff hidden away
And I have to pay more to unlock it
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Roses are red your item is blue The engram was purple sucks to be you -love master rahool
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I'm going into war with a friend, On the Nightfall he'll lend me a hand, And when the DLC arrives, We'll fight for our lives, And jam our guns up Crota's End
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Play so much I use a shitbucket So lonely I'd let Eva Levante suck it Can't find a word to rhyme With Patience and Time So I'll patrol the moon instead. F**k it.
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You thought you had maxed your exotic, now bungie has made you neurotic, you can also bet, when the shizz is reset, that this game you wish you never got it.
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Edited by TFCD Reflexx: 12/3/2014 1:12:19 PMThis game is getting kinda boring But bungie is only ignoring I wish they did more Than ever before So i could go back exploring
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To Venus I went and explored And found Vex numbering a horde I pulled out my gun Blew off my thumb Oh God here comes a Gate Lord
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Came to the forums with hope Did I find anything, oh nope what I found was bad stuff and when I had enough I found this post and it was dope
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So addicted I drool For exotics so cool A purple engram for you But it turns into blue SCREW YOU MASTER RAHOOL!
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We're off to play with blizzard, the greatest GC of them all Ohhhh we're off we're off we're off, and what the -blam!- Bungie are pricks son of a bitch.
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While playing on twilight gap A control point I'm trying to cap A titan came down Pounded the ground And proceeded to taunt me and fap.
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I must speak to you! You are an excellent poet. Even with such a simple concept, many of these are quite genuine and put a smile on my face. Would love to hear more of your writings
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Hahaha great!
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With the end of the raid in sight Atheon strode out with might Like he couldn't be beaten But we worked hard to defeat him Oh yay, another Chatterwhite
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Bump.
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Bump. Because it's a travesty that my majestic limericks that I spent 15 minutes on aren't getting the love they deserve.
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Edited by CeeDubz93: 11/27/2014 12:19:40 AMWe complained for open voice chat And now we got just that Now we must find something else to cry about Nerf this and nerf that the forums shout What the fack
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Your limericks are fantastic I write them like a spastic I wrote them so bad Then you got mad Let's not get too drastic?
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I really enjoy your humor Wish I had found it sooner The part that is worst Is my head really hurts I think your jokes gave me a tumor...
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Lol too good, nice laugh
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Edited by Master Hunter: 11/26/2014 11:38:50 AM[quote]My fire team moved with a purpose I stalked the Cabal, feeling nervous I let out a roar! And we charged into war Oh wait, disconnected from servers Love it
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"Guaranteed laugh!" *stale, if poetic, complaints* -.- I'm not laughing
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Brilliant..
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There once was a boss named Atheon! He once come across six Guardians! They shot him in the head! He fell over dead! Thus, ends the story of Atheon. There once was a boss named Crota, He stood there takin a private photah (photo) Six hero's did sneak in, Seen some things they hadn't ortah (aught to) There she lay! All trussed up, boobs on display! Their Intel was bad, Crota's not such a cad! On leaving his lair, one laughed without care! Now they must flee without being seen! But Crota did hear. Got his sword and made a mad dash But our heros were rash, youtubed it for mad cash Thus, the world knows of Crota.
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It seems as if every mission Is really just endless repetition Of course in the end, Another point to defend While ghost works as an awful electrician
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My god, it is such a chore To farm helium and iron galore When I get enough I'll upgrade some stuff But the game will still be a bore