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11/14/2014 5:34:41 AM
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anti-pickup lines

Lets hear em flood. Start a pickup line but switch the second half to sound more like an insult.

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  • Hey baby, the name's Lenny. By the looks of it, that might also be yours. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・゚[/spoiler]

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    • Your body reminds me of someone famous....oh yeah you definitely look like the michilen man.

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      • Your eyes are like the stars...so far apart.

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      • Girl, you must have fallen from heaven, cause you are as ugly as the devil

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      • I'm going to slice open your stomach with a knife and chew on your intestines.

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          • Your teeth are like the Ten Commandments. All broken

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            • You have the most beautiful eyes. You might want to keep them closed when I cheese on your face.

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              • Your eyes are beautiful. They almost take the attention away from your crooked teeth.

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                • So baby how about you open your legs and let me eat my way to your heart.

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                  • Your blonde, I'm blonde. What do you say we go back to my place and do something dumb?

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                  • Edited by Cal Exabyte: 12/6/2014 10:14:24 PM
                    Hey, you look like my mom!

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                  • Hey babe, you look like my NEXT girlfriend.

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                    • Did it hurt when you broke through the crust as you ascended from Hell?

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                    • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cause it looks like you fell on your face.

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                      • Did you fall from heaven wait...no... Oh right I'm sure it burnt when you crawled up from hell....

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                        • Holy shit what happened to your face? Here I'll stop all of this right now if you tell me why It looks like you face planted a belt sander.

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                          • Let me put my sword in your sheath. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]

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                            • Edited by TaticoolBadger: 12/6/2014 5:04:32 PM
                              You are worthless reproduce with me

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                              • I'm not normally the type to approach a woman but there's something about the smell of stale cigarettes and body odor that just drives a man wild.. ;)

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                                • Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you look through binoculars. [i]-Chick Magnet Pro-tips, a Krackenawake handbook.[/i]

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                                  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I mean, there IS a giant ass crater in the middle of Lake Ontario. I thought that was you...

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                                    • Hey baby,did you fall from heaven? Because so did satan and we all know how that ended.

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                                      • Do you have sunglasses ? Because your teeth are so yellow they blind me.

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                                        ey bby did you gain 1000tons or is dat just me?

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                                        • Edited by Inspectorfreely: 12/6/2014 2:14:19 PM
                                          Hey girl, did you fall from Heaven? Because your face looks [u]f[/u]ucked up

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