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Edited by An Alt: 11/12/2014 5:11:13 PM
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Flood, I need girl help

So there's this girl at school and yesterday she asked me all these questions like [quote]Do you have a girlfriend?[/quote] [quote]Why are you all alone?[/quote] [quote]Don't you ever want a girlfriend?[/quote] Etc Wat do flud? I rarely interact with girls and don't know what to do? Update: So, she wasn't here today… I guess tomorrow? Update 2: So she does like me. Wat do next Flood? I never talked to a girl since 2009

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  • Halp

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  • Make sure to save your progress before you go to meet her up. Now if everything goes to crap load back your save, usually the way I do this is with trial and error. Took me about 6 tries, could take less

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  • Edited by xGG249x: 11/24/2014 3:26:34 AM
    Don't forget to FHRITP

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  • If she was asking such questions, why didn't you ask her if she was interested in you? Perfect opportunity.

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  • Just hang out with her and see if you really like each other. :3

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    • Fu[i]c[/i]ker right in the pussy.

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    • Ask her out

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    • >flood >girl help Chose one.

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    • Just talk is not hard. Just listen to what she says. Ask questions about everything she talks about so you seem interested in the conversation. Girls like funny stories. Girls talk a lot. I find it easier to talk to girls than anyone. Even my friends sometime. They just come up with so much things to talk about. You'll be fine!

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    • Hitch: Basic principles: no woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me," or something like, "I just need some space," or my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is, "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly, "Try harder, stupid." But which one is it? Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.

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      • If you're sure she likes you, just quickly say I like you too, then BAM! You have a girlfriend. [spoiler] Or you could go with... AYYY GURL U WAN SUM FUK?[/spoiler]

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      • What happened, tell us.

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      • Just talk to her, see what she likes and tell her some of your own, then ask her out if you can.

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      • [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/14007448/0/0/1]Toast/Envelope[/url]

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      • Toast/envelope

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      • Done.

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      • I assume you've already tried toast/envelope?

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        • Rule #1) Never ask a forum full of troll permavirgins anything about anything, especially how to go about dealing with girls. Rule #2) See Rule #1

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          • Carve an inverted crucifix on her chest and perform a ritual to summon the Lord of Destruction.

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          • Stick it in her pooper or -blam!- her in the pussy

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          • Um, if you like her, tell her, and then just be straightup with her about your perceived social awkwardness.

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          • Oh heeeeeelllllllllp [spoiler]m3h[/spoiler]

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          • Sounds like she's taking the piss.

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          • \:~{|

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          • Talk to her. Try being her friend but cooler, different. Something that makes you better than other friends. That doesn't mean show off. Basically be there for her, take the extra steps friends don't and when the time is right, you'll know what to do.

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