Then you must be a guy playing as a chick.
...that's about it.
Have a nice day, friends.
Edit: Due to many misunderstandings, I am adding this edit. This post is making fun of another post from earlier today that got demolished by the community. Don't worry, I don't mind what kind of character you make. :)
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#Destiny
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My red head pigtails hunter is the hottest chick in the game. I'd do me.
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AaA. AaA. Dude plays as a Lady!
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I just think I dance sexy is all. xD
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They have better dance moves. It's enough to make me want to re roll my characters.
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I really don't care... Its whoever makes the characters choice... But I personally think its stupid to pick other gender characters... Even if a girl picks a male character... But like I said it's not my choice so do whatever makes you happy.
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'Twas the night before Xur-mas, when all thro' the tower, The broom sweeping robot was cleaning, with furious broom sweeping power; The guardians were waiting, excitement in the air, In hopes that Xur would bring them sweet loots to wear; The Hunters were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Ahamkara's spine danc'd in their heads, And Warlocks in their trenchcoat, and Titans in their marks, Were dreaming about running through purple ball filled parks, When off in the shadow there arose such a noise, We all sprang from our beds to look at Xur's toys. Away to the merchant I flew like a flash, Ready to buy exotic loots, with all my strange coins as cash. The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow, We had to buy the best gear, to prepare for The Dark Below; When, what to my wondering eyes, praise the makers!, But an exotic chest engram, and those gauntlets, Sunbreakers! With a big crowd growing, some praising RNGesus, I knew in a moment the earners would be on the forums trying to tease us. More rapid than eagles the tears they soon came, Some cursing and shouting, some wondering why they still played this game. "Now! Arcite 99-40, now! Cayde-6, now! Zavala, and Ikora Rey, "On! Lord Shaxx, on! Eva Levante, on! Speaker and Amanda Holliday; "I'll bomb this stupid tower! Burn down every wall! "I never get what I want! I'll murder you all!" As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly, Are those birds overhead or dragons in the sky; So up to the treetops the cursewords they flew, With the earners and haters - and whiners too: And then in a twinkling, I heard on the postmaster's roof They all disappeared in a big giant poof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Deej came with a bound: He was dress'd all in fur, from his head to his toes, And his clothes were all dirty with tears, OH NOES; A bundle of complaints and suggestions was flung on his back, And he look'd like a peddler just opening his pack: His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry, His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry; His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face, and a little round belly That shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly: He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laugh'd when I saw him in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And fill'd all the stockings; then turn'd with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose And giving a nod, up the tower's tree he rose. He sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle: But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of view- Happy Xur-mas to all, and from Bungie, "f-ck you!"
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If I'm gonna have to stare at an ass for hours, I want it to be a nice one.
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[quote]Then you wanna stare at digital booty while you play the game.[/quote] Fixed.
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I play a girl because the video game market needs more Female Protagonists besides icons like Lilith, Lightning, and Samus!
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I'd like to play as a fat, sweaty, middle aged guy that lives with his mother, because I'm really a hot 18 year old girl and it's actually pretty boring :-P
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People are ridiculous on this forum. I would rather look at girl than a dude. Personal preference, if people like to look at men then go for it. I like to look at women and I made mine as good looking as they possibly could be lol I do have one male exo Titan though, had to just make sure I had all three classes, races, and genders.
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I just like being able to "twat squat" my clan mates when they die in the VoG. Thats all, And with the Armamentarium. I am now commander grenade tits.
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I think it needs to stop
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I'd tell you...the way my female Titan -blam!-s everything in it path. Guarantee you say she wears underwear with the Dick-Holes in them!!!!
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Why do I play as a female character? I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. You see, the speaker used to scare children with stories about the darkness. Now, he scares children with stories of male gamers who play as female characters.
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My daughter was there when I created my Titan so, ya it's a girl, lol
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Edited by Rascus98: 10/31/2014 3:57:34 PMAll three of my characters are females, one of each race, and Dragon Age drops I will be making a female character on that as well, also making a guy as well (possible sexy scenes) so yea. [spoiler]Didn't know was gonna happen but ended up having a man on man scene in the first and second Dragon age games, it was awkward but meh I made sure to have sexy scenes with all the females in those games.[/spoiler]
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Not sure what forum you saw, but i make a chick because I would much rather watch a girl walk around than a guy. Also guys are big and bulky.
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I particularly enjoy looking at women and grew up watching films with strong female characters who were headstrong and tough.
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True strike!
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I paly as a chick, hit me up if you wanna cyber.
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I get confused as a girl, a group of 5 invited me to the raid, I couldn't find my mic and I told them I'm getting my mic in the party text chat (PS4) and the leader said, "She's getting her mic, wait for her." I get on my mic, and speak with a deep ass voice, everyone was silent. Lol. :'(
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Rocking a smexy hansem Exo Titan and my little cutie of an awoken female hunter.. and im a "chick" ... Why? Because I can. End of discussion ^.~
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lol thank you, I participated in the demolishment
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My bro play's female characters because he said "might as well look at a female while I play the game instead of a dude." I play chicks because it just feels more natural to me. 。◕‿◕。
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Gj got me on that one :)