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He was a Navy Seal trained in gorilla warfare and he asked me for intel on my porch. Once I told him the porch was unremarkable, he looked pretty bloodlusted. I left with my comrades to eat. When we got back I saw my porch in the dirt, crackled and destroyed with several hundred bullet holes. Then he came out of the house and quickly showed me his chest, right arm, left armpit, neck, inside of throat, penis, scrotum, and inside of scrotum which had several splinters from the bundle of sticks and then he said "JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA JOHN CENA"
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John Cena's essence allows posts to travel through time and into the future, true story