Mine, regrettably is:
[b]"SIT ON A PENCIL AND DIE"[/b]
Another is when something like a webpage doesn't work:
BUNGIE!
FIX
YER
GAME!!!!!
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My GTFO Desticle copypasta (is it still copypasta if I invented it?) [spoiler]Just perform the following ritual: 1. Grow a long beard 2. Shave it off 3. Glue it to a young goat (MUST be an Australian Cashmere, or the ritual will fail) 4. Let the goat roam free for a year 5. Recapture goat 6. Bring goat to Egypt 7. Sacrifice goat with a golden knife by ripping out its entrails 8. Wear goat skin like a cape while streaking through Paris, chanting the lyrics of "Anaconda" 9. Climb the Eiffel Tower 10. Duct tape goat skin to top of Tower 11. Set goat skin on fire 12. Climb back down 13. Get arrested by French police for public nudity 14. Seduce prison guard to let you out to use computer 15. Log on to bungie.net 16. Change the tag on this post to #destiny[/spoiler]
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I have absolutely no idea.
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Your phrases are bad and you should feel bad!
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Hmm... There's a lot.
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Cock and balls.
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yorkie
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Inb4bobandhisplane
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This unfortunately [spoiler].These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is. [/spoiler]
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I don't really have one. I guess the closest thing would be me being an asshole to everyone.
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"I have multiple personalities, and they all hate you."
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 10/31/2014 2:45:53 AMAnything gurgle related
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*Waves hand all Jedi-like* "These are not the Subforums you are looking for." *sips bleach*
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I dunno. Hopefully some stupid meme that nobody finds funny except me.
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Probably not a phrase but a gif
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To the best of my knowledge I'm associated with nothing on this forum.
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" Why the long face?"
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I would imagine Capiton is the king of this thanks to the term he coined
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Mine is Roses are red violets are blue god gave me ten fingers the middle ones are for you
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Praise the Sun, of course. \'[T]/
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Where is that sips tea fellow
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Bby no hurt, no hurt, no more
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Mass / Volume
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... inb4? Either that or random bold faced/italic/underlined text.
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"Mang" maybe, but that's about it.