[u] [b]No Time[/b][/u] [i]Shotgun[/i]
[i]"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain."[/i]
[b]Perk 1: So, yeah[/b]
This weapon has no time to explain. (50% chance to discharge entire magazine on trigger pull, or not fire at all)
[u][b]Mind Over Matter[/b][/u] [i]Fusion Rifle[/i]
[i]"Just focus, man."[/i]
[b]Perk 1: Don't stop...[/b]
Aiming down the sights of this weapon will deal massive damage to any targets held within sights for five seconds.
[b]Perk 2: Believing[/b]
This weapon has no ammo.
[u][b]Manifest Destiny[/b][/u] [i]Titan Helmet[/i]
[i]"Whatever I lay my eyes upon..."[/i]
[b]Perk 1: This land is my land... [/b]
Ward of Dawn diameter is quadrupled.
[u][b]Duggy's Digs[/b][/u] [i]Hunter Boots[/i]
[i]"Teach me how."[/i]
[b]Perk 1: You ain't messin' with mine.[/b]
Dancing steadily generates overshield (to capped amount).
English
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I need a shield
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Haha I want the shotgun!
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Last few are creative. Mega bubble