Alright so, we were getting a little sensual m'kay? Heated under the covers you know? And they both started taking their clothes off, and then I started to take my clothes off. They were talking about what they were going to do to me, and I said "Hold up ladies."
I'm sure you guys can guess what happened next. ;)
I took out a 13 inch Bowie knife and went to town on the blonde and she was all like "Nooooo" and I was all like "Yessss" and the brunette sister started screaming and shit and I'm all like "shut up m8 wunna fite fgt?" And she was all like "AHH" so she took off down the hall way.
Now, I sprint after this half naked chick with a big ass knife and she like, I don't know, trips on air or some shit. So I straight up pounce on this bimbo and start like y'know murdering her, and then like her other sister she's all "NOOO" and I'm all "Yesss."
So then like all other times I start making this pentagram and the blonde says "plz nou Abaddon." And I said "i thut u wer ded btch." And I stabbed her again then she died, finally, like really? You're going to come back after that? The nerve of people.
Anyways, I make my pentagram and start chanting: Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet Saeclum in favilla
Teste Satan cum sibylla.
Quantos tremor est futurus
Quando Vindex est venturus
Cuncta stricte discussurus.
Dies irae, dies illa.
Sanctus Satanas, Sanctus
Dominus Diabolus Sabaoth.
Satanas – venire!
Satanas – venire!
Ave, Satanas, ave Satanas.
Tui sunt caeli,
Tua est terra,
Ave Satanas!
And, like always He pops up and I'm like, "Hey" and he said "[i]Go do your chores[/i]"
And that's how that went.
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If the red rivers a flowin, wait a week then pick up where you left off