Clouds cover the sun outside and when it gets slightly darker, u think a random event is about to start.
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#Destiny
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When you use this shit-sack of a forum for anything other than matchmaking.
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I have a callus on my right thumb. Took me a second of thinking, then I picked up a controller and noticed that it fit perfectly with the right thumbsticks default location against my thumb.
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When your kid is getting off the bus, and you exclaim" we've woken the hive" , and the other dad's laugh.
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When you think the week starts on a Tuesday
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When you start randomly saying the crucible announcer comments from pvp.. "Lets go to the gym. Haha, planet fitness is no place for mercy."
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When you name you snapping turtle vallus te'aurc
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When you head home after work, and say that you're going to Tower. When you find a quarter and say "cool, i got a Strange Coin" When you glance above people's heads to check to see what level they are When you see a big ass rock and think "I found some relic iron."
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When your teacher catches you using your phone in class to surf the destiny forums and you start looking for the text on the side of the screen that says ," a gorgon has spotted its prey"
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You randomly scream "SHOTGUN WHORE" like u have Tourette's Syndrome. ( sentence is intended for humor value, if anyone is offended, apologies in advance)
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You know your a Titan when the solution to most of your problems involves punching something.
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You know you play to much when you play in the morning then later glance off your tv and realize it's night [spoiler]*face palm[/spoiler]
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When your wife calls from work and asks did you finally get that praxic something armor you have been trying to get..... And you say no then she replies well get to it! Love my wife!!!!!!
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You decide not to use a scout rifle if you really like it it will lead to carpel tunnel.
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When ur misses leaves u and takes all you're glimmer
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You don't have enough time to explain why you don't have enough time for anything else.
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When Mondays are filled with such hope while Wednesday and Thursday are filled with such, post-Tuesday, depression and despair. Fridays are usually met with rage, and Saturday and Sunday are eventless.
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When you give your wife sleeping pills instead of just regula pills.
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When you wake up in the morning and think you've been flash banged by a Titan.
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I dream about turning in a exotic engram and ur mom wakes u up for school and u yell "you've woken the hive!"
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When you look around your room for useless junk to dismantle for something more useful..
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When you accidentally say this in your gaming room [quote]Hey Dinklebot Summon My Chairrow[/quote]
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When you look at your dog, see seaweed growing out of his face then look back and he's got yellow eyes! ~ Xur Agent Of The Nine
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When you try to shoulder charge a line man in a football game. It actually work :p
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when you go to bed and you hear the sound of being in orbit and jump up to turn off the TV, that's already off...
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When you jump out of your moving car in the driveway when you arrive at home after work.
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When you crumple up a piece of paper and light it on fire and then you throw it at your brother thinking its a solar grenade..