In the course of 3 days I the Farts of the monkeys have grown hair on my chinny chin chin and above my lips. It is quite magical when it turns a shade of purple when the stars reflect their beauty upon me. The pumpkins are in awe of my facial hair and the faces they make are priceless. HUZZAH and good day.
[spoiler]It's been awhile since I've made a shitpost because I thought I couldn't do them anymore so I decided to give it a try.[/spoiler]
Note that this isn't the first time I've grown facial hair and shaved it's just one of the times when I let it grow out a bit more before shaving it.
AKA being too lazy to shave.
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I just shaved my van dyke off :( I want it back already
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I couldn't grow any until I was 18. I can grow some thick chops if I want to now, but this isn't the 70s. Hopefully more fills out soon.
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Did you know that facial hair is pubic hair?[spoiler]the more you know[/spoiler]
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Are you me?
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I have facial hair! :O
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> 36 > still can't grow a proper beard or mustache > cries
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Who's ready for NO SHAVE NOVEMMMBBEERRRRR!!!??!!??
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Edited by TGI Skuldier: 10/21/2014 9:12:48 AMAnd in another couple of months you can take a pilgrimage to the council of the elder beards who will determine where you will be placed in our beard hierarchy. Protip you don't want to get stuck in with the scraggly plebs. We tend to just call them patchies.
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I have some extra if you need something more robust.
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I'm one sixteenth Cherokee, which apparently means I can't grow facial hair until I'm 30.
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I beat you
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NOW OUR PEDO STACHES CAN KISS EACH OTHER
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I didn't like facial hair at first, but then it grew on me.
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Now wait till you have to start shaving and need to cover up any cuts with balls of tissue like homer j simpson
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Have fun with your peach fuzz
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Congrats on hitting puberty, enjoy your stay there...
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You have a chin above your lips? Huh, interesting.
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giv pics
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I just shaved my beard of one year today. That thing deserved a viking funeral
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If we rub facial hair together do you think we'll get beard magic?
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*insert generic post here* 0/10
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Meh 4/10
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Is this a joke
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You plan on keeping it?
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[quote]If it makes you feel better I didn't forget you[/quote]