If you haven't noticed, I'm quite miffed about the recent update. I don't like being angry, so how about a lame Destiny pun thread?
Boy, the Vault of Glass causes me to die a lot. It can be quite [i]vexing.[/i]But at least now I'm at the level where I can really kick their [i]brass.[/i]
So, I met this one chick who thought Dreksis was kind of hot. I guess you could say she's [i]fallen[/i] in love.
I wonder what a fallen raid will be like? I bet it will be such a [i]dreg.[/i]
At first I thought the cryptarch had bad intentions, but then I realized he is just [i]decoherent.[/i]
A lot of people attacked bungie for nerfing our favorite farming location, but they won't [i]cave[/i] in to our demands.
Speaking of cave farming, how does that work? How do you plant a cave?
Boy, Atheon is one angry Vex. I guess somebody [i]pushed[/i] him too far.
You know, the moon had the potential to be one of the best worlds, but bungie didn't understand the [i]gravity[/i] of the situation.
Why did the guardian go to the doctor after coming back from the moon?
Because he broke out in [i]hives.[/i]
Police arrested Fallen at the library in Venus for [i]vandalism.[/i]
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I say a lot of things but I don't say much, who am I? [spoiler]The Speaker[/spoiler] I'm the guy who decided my calling is much higher than anyone elses and that I do the Travelers talking, who am I? [spoiler]Its me again[/spoiler] I'm the guy who isn't questioned at all, but quite the contrary am followed to a tee, who am I? [spoiler]THE MUTHA-blam!-IN SPEAKER[/spoiler] Who do we all want to see hanged for his lack of dialogue and wisdom of what the hell is going on? THE -blam!-ING SPEAKER THAT'S RIGHT YOU ALL WIN!!!!! LET'S KILL THAT ASSHOLE!!!!