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Edited by PrimeRec1aimer:
12/24/2014 4:27:22 PM
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I have two stalkers
So these two girls took a picture of my butt (I was fully clothed) in my dorm. And they apparantly obsessively want to touch it. I would let them... But theyre ugly and my roommate's sisters so no.... What do flood?
Edit: Why is this thread back? Lol.
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Toast/Envelope
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1 ReplySet fire to their dorm
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1 ReplyEdited by Raven1Fist: 12/24/2014 4:25:49 PMWhat you do, is arrange a few of your friends (the brother included) to stand behind a big white sheet. All they can see is your lower half, tell them they can feel any butt they want, but only one butt. So they must choose wisely, then tell them this is their only chance and further videotaping after this will get them a sexual harassment charge! Once they choose and do the butt touch, make the big reveal as to whose butt they touched, hopefully their brothers. All done. Edit: Stop hating on ugly chicks, you're vanity and self centred attitude are appalling. I bet you aren't no oil painting yourself!
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3 RepliesDude....ugly chicks are some awesome bangs They don't get it often. So when they do, they make it count. You could probably score a three way easy. Besides, when the lights go out, who the hell cares? Have a few drinks, get good and relaxed, and get some action
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1 ReplyYou have underage girls in your dorm?
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9 RepliesBang them both at the same time.
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2 RepliesGet drunk and put it in their poopers
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3 RepliesAsk for a rim job. I would.
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3 Replies3* [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesLet's see some pics of them
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2 Repliesclaim sexual harassment
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11 RepliesAren't guys happy at this type of thing?
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9 RepliesOut-stalk them.
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Eh why not
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8 RepliesI had a stalker once. It sucked. A lot.
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Make it 3
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"Your actions have consequences"....
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2 RepliesEdited by Citadel Space: 10/15/2014 8:06:23 PM░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▐ ░░░░░░▄▄▄░░▄██▄ ░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄ ░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄ ░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀ ░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀ ░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀ ░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀ ▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ U HAVE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE ▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄ ░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄ ░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄SPOOKY SKELETON ░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌ ░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░▐▌░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌SEND THIS TO 6 PPL OR SKELETONS WILL SPOOK YOU That's one. Five more to go. Sorry don't wanna be spooked! 2spooky4me
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1 ReplyBe nice and let the rumor spread to the hot chicks.
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3 RepliesPray to Ebola-Chan. [spoiler]Why the -blam!- am I making this joke, goddamnit.[/spoiler]
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After they say something awkward or inappropriate.(Note I really don't recommend doing this.)
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Iet em touch it and get it over with, doesn't mean you hafta f to the uck em.
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7 RepliesCharge them money for butt touches
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1 ReplyKill them.
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1 ReplyTell them u have hardcore cellulite
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Edited by An Aids quilt: 10/15/2014 9:35:06 PMYou have one choice [spoiler]you really want to know?[/spoiler][spoiler]fine I'll tell you[/spoiler][spoiler]You Have to kill them[/spoiler]
