JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
Edited by U4123075: 1/13/2015 2:45:20 AM
269

10 Reasons That Horses Are Better Than Women

1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill. 2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money. 3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support. 4) Horses don't talk. 5) A horse will always love you. 6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers. 7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things. 8) Horses can run hella fast. 9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services. 10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences. [spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • [quote]A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.[/quote] Most modern progressive girls don't demand this. I certainly wouldn't. [quote]A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.[/quote] Men can't do this as well? [quote]A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.[/quote] Men can't get custody and demand child support from the woman? [quote]Horses don't talk.[/quote] Some men are more annoying than women. [quote]A horse will always love you.[/quote] Seriously, all of your points could apply to men as well. [spoiler]Sexist.[/spoiler]

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    64 Replies
    1 2
    You are not allowed to view this content.
    ;
    preload icon
    preload icon
    preload icon