This is an emergency broadcast coming to you live from the O'Blony Factor. It appears that a forum wide epidemic of autism and ebola has occurred. It is advised that you all wear protect gear, wash your hands regularly, and stay indoors until the situation has calmed down as they are both very contagious. I repeat, stay indoors. Thank you for your time. This has been the emergency O'Blony Factor broadcast.
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<Alert: TCON Delta is now in effect for OffTopic. HICOM is now being evacuated to a safe zone. All combat units are to take the necessary precautions to contain the outbreak. All non essential personnel prepare for evacuation. Use the designated routes and remain calm. All units are to begin issuing protective equipment immediately.