*washes hands*
*puts on hazmat suit*
*is ready to combat Aubola*
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Edited by Evil BioSanta: 10/9/2014 2:46:29 AMYou are listening to the emergency radio broadcast. The weather is: Tuesday.
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Dam, I was hoping for Friday -_-
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Food rations will be delivered daily to your allotted homes. as soon as we can get the vans working, and reverse the moulding process of food by 2 years.
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Thank goodness! *receives food* [spoiler]just make more spam, it lasts FOREVER[/spoiler]
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In other news, remain indoors. REMAIN INDOORS. REMAIN INDOORS. Or they'll get in. So far, sone of them have gotten in. People have spread rumours that they eat human flesh. We can in fact confirm that they eat human flesh thanks to our high tech periscopes that will be printed to you now.
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Zombies! O_O *loads shotgun*
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Edited by Evil BioSanta: 10/9/2014 3:23:46 AMIn the event that the "all clear" siren is sounded; residents are allowed to leave their designated housing. When residents leave their housing, they will experience "the air". When the first siren sounds, all residents are to take a deep breath of "the air". Residents are permitted to breath out when the second siren sounds, which will be in 3 to 4 working days after the first siren.
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Air sounds good! Not exhaling for days: not so much X_X
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This has been the emergency broadcast. Sponsored by Spam. Spam: no one wants to eat it, but you won't care after several weeks.
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Of hunger O_o [spoiler]spam tastes like how catfood smells, bleagh[/spoiler]