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10/4/2014 12:14:41 PM
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exclusive: cryptarch not guilty!

You may remember hive news broke the story of Rahool the glimmer man Gonzalez stealing your hard earned goods and flogging them on eBay. This lead to his arrest and trial. However in a sickening twist Rahool has been found not guilty. Did he have oj Simpson's lawyer? No he paid off the judge called deej. He has even kept his job and is still allegedly banging the queen. Deej (if that's his real name. We think it's Derek) had this to say "You should have seen his face as the pain and anguish he had caused all of you became apparent. Rahool isn’t a bad guy. He’s just not as sensitive as we all are to the categories that demarcate the effectiveness of ancient weaponry." Lies he knew what he was doing and he even teamed up with xur to rob guardians of the helmet they needed for their class and how they laugh at warlocks with their sunbreakers. They bought a job lot from china. And as one final twist judge deej has said anyone holding onto engrams will have them downgraded just to punish guardians one more time. Finally did they acknowledge hive news breaking the story? No as they want to censor the truth. But have no fear we will continue to bring down corruption. And deej we are onto you.

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