Man, it's so hard being a Gamer Guy, and with that I have to state what 6 Things REAL Gamer Guys hate, because I clearly represent all gamer guys solely on my word.
1.) People think we are no life's who just wear Mario Shirts WELL IT'S NOT TRUE (Maybe in some cases.) We love our games and they were an important part of our childhood, as well as a motivation NOW.
2.) The Armor and Character Models for Guys. Really? Why must we always be big bulky tanks with armor so big it could be our storage closet. Clearly only REAL Gamer Guys wear these armors, because others are posers. Also, they don't show ze ladiez what we got. Just a bunch of metal plates stacked up like a Domino Tower.
3.) Guys not in the kitchen. WHY? Why can't we be in the kitchen too? I love making my food, because I'm a real gamer guy who doesn't like Arsenic in my food, but no, we are always fixing cars, chopping down trees and tending to our amazing beards.
4.) Gamer Guys are desperate. No, just no. We have STANDARDS. You know how you want to play that level 5 mission but you're level 2? IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT. We don't settle for anyone, unless we are talking food. Food is love.
5.) We spend all our time on games. Not true, they are our hobbies, honey we have jobs too, we have to work and attend school, fix our cars and chop down trees while tending our giant beards of awesome and amazing.
6.) You hear some guy with a deep voice? Oh cool he must be a manly dude who plays Dead Space and Resident Evil 4 without flinching. He could probably pin down Pyramid Head with his left hand. NO. SOME PEOPLE ARE CASUALS. Though a select few of us can actually do those things, someone with a deep, manly voice isn't automatically a badass with a mega beard. Stop putting so much pressure on us!
Thanks for reading, got any other stereotypes? Tell me I'll put em up if they are approved by the Gaming Guys.
Community Stereotypes! (Added by the Community)
7.) Just because we are men doesn't mean WE CAN DUEL WIELD MINI GUNS AND CHOP DOWN FORESTS IN MERE MINUTES. While of course stroking our beards and being in Old Spice commercials. Because that's what every gamer guy does right?
-Dark Sniper 375
If you see me out there Don't GIVE ME A WAVE. Give me a fist pump. :{D
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Well said sir, well said