They should pay us.... I payed for guardian life insurance and ive submitted about 300 claims and nothing. Im currently entering a law suit with xur as my lawyer. I understand the cryptarch is going to defend bungie. Sly bastard will probably try the Johnny chonrin defense
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You'll never win that case. For my lawyer is... The CRYPTARCH!
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The cryptarch: " ladies and gentlemen of the jury I submit to you here a purple engram, much like the prosecutor's policy its promises many things but we come to find out once you turn in the purple engram you are getting nothing but s***. Prosecution has that many times, and his life insurance policy should have been paid many times by each death but as we know here in the world of Destiny you don't get Jack diddly squat, if the glove does not fit you must acquit." *jury yells in the affirmative, speaker rules in favor of defendant and sentences the prosecution to the summoning pits prison sodomy suites* Me: "this is BULLS***!!!!!!!"