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[quote]Literally EVERYTHING[/quote] how to git girlfriend?
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What's a girl? Also, what's a friend?
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Why can't I speak alien languages?
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How many fingers am I holding up?
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Does she swallow?
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Y is god?
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What does her poop taste like?
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Picture or it's not true!!!
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[quote]I got a girlfriend, ask me anything[/quote] Noob! I got me a wife!
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Edited by Andrenden: 10/1/2014 10:19:34 AM[quote]Literally EVERYTHING[/quote]Whats [i]his[/i] name?
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I already have a girlfriend is it possible to get another one by dismantle suros regime? And if its possible could i repeat this til my inventory is full?
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how big is your girlfriends penis
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Thank you so much for a hilarious thread about something other than how this game has ruined your life. I also have a girlfriend and it is amazing. Highly recommend. Would do again. Two thumbs up.
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And I was just getting over mine until I saw this thread... Well shit...
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[quote]Literally EVERYTHING[/quote] I have a boyfriend ask me anything!
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Have you ever stuck it in her eye on accident?
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Is she your right or left hand?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdIT74L8hGI
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Why are you on this forum now? If your not in the dog house like me, any answer is inadequate
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Have you master the almighty arcane art of -blam!-ing her right in the pussy?
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Does she poop?
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Sorcery and lies. Obviously, you are some magical creature.
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Are you sure it's a "girl?" Just be sure to try the goods before you buy them
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Do you own any exotics? (Erm the gun I mean)
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A warm watermelon with a whole cut out of the center
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What do her feet smell like