Your ship looks like poop? Mine FLIES like one. I have to kick mine three times to get it started, sometimes my warp drive doesn't work, so I'm floating through space like a turd in a toilet, there's a spring poking out the seat, constantly stabbing my a**, I can't fart when I'm in my ship because there's no way to vent the gas out, dinklebot spilled a bottle of premium vex space glue on the floor of the cockpit, so everytime I'm walking through, my boots stick to the ground. Oh and my ship is poop brown...
EDIT: I finally got my warp drive fixed. Turns out there was a jelly donut, a FRICKIN' JELLY DONUT, lodged in one of the valves. I'm gonna take the shipwright out for a "Cosmodrome Patrol" so we can "chat."
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again? -_-
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You're my new favorite person
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Nothing like the smell of buffalo shit for hours at a clip flying from one point on Earth to another after joining a fireteam. :)
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You think that's bad try getting a taxi from planet to planet 😩 haha
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Oh god Help me I'm dying right now. MAKE IT STOP
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Edited by Cinderpride: 10/1/2014 7:09:38 PM