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Edited by o_____________o:
9/30/2014 8:43:42 PM
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This game has lots of stuff you can do.
I don't see why people are complaining about the lack of content or things to do in Destiny. There are tons of things you can do. I'll make a list of things Destiny has to offer:
*you can grind on earth
*you can grind on mars
*you can grind on the moon
*you can grind on Venus.
*you can do patrol missions that either require you to kill enemies, go to a destination and look for a minute, go to a destination and have you ghost scan something.
*you can repeat the above on all planets
*you can go into crucible and play generic gametypes
*you can do campaign missions
*you can play the same missions again
*you can play strikes
*you can play them again
*you can play the vault of glass
*you can dance
*you can sit
*you can wave
*you can use guns
*you can use other guns
*you can jump
*you can double jump
*you can use supers
*you can join a crucible match, tape down th trigger and go play call of duty on your other consoles
*you can be bored while trying to have fun.
*you can run into invisible barriers
*you can be banned while glitching into a part of the game you own
*you can stand in front of players to annoy them
*you can commit suicide in the tower
*you can commit suicide on earth, moon, Venus, and mars.
*you can earn grimoire cards and not even know what they are.
*you can pretend to enjoy the game.
*you can walk through people
*play with bungie's balls in the tower.
So many things!
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92 RepliesEdited by hybrid_glitch: 9/30/2014 10:11:46 PM[b]*DISCLAIMER* POST MAY CAUSE DISRUPTIVE LAUGHING READER BEWARE[/b] Also you can take the "improve the plot" challenge: 1. Pick any of the two cut scenes in the game 2. Prep your area with towels, moisturizer, and something to drink (hydration is important) 3. Just as the cut scene starts, drop your pants fast enough to cause a friction burn and frantically masturbate. You must finish before the cut scene ends or you fail the challenge. What this accomplishes is it give you the urgency and excitement missing in the game that Bungie forgot to add. this will greatly improve your gaming experience. Good luck. I have yet to complete the challenge however I do find that hearing dinklebot say "we've woken the hive" really helps bring me to peak.
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8 RepliesI really wish i could grind on uranus.
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Now do Skyrim!
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4 RepliesYou forgot: *pointing *crouching *sliding *gliding *triple jumping *teleporting (blinking) *driving our sparrows *doing doughnuts in our sparrows *exploding our sparrows *exploding enemies *road-killing enemies, *teabagging enemies *teabagging bosses *teabagging other guardians *starting a conga line *being propelled upwards by a fan *bank gear *purchase gear *dismantle gear *discard gear *climb a tree *turn invisible *do bounties for the vanguard *do bounties for the crucible *do bounties for the queens guard *play with friends *play with strangers *play alone *open golden chests *open standard chests *farm materials in patrol You're just as bad as everybody claims Bungie to be. You've withheld content from us and falsly advertised what we can do by misrepresenting the totality of activies available. By more than 50%. I equalled your list, but I can add more. You should be ashamed.
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What happened to your witty posts? All you do now is bag the game. "I'v been a part of the community for 6 years" Yes it's a grind, but some of us still enjoy it, we don't need you tainting others experience with your hate for the game.
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Haven't you beat this dead horse enough? Move on with your life dude.
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24 Repliesi cant belive this pathetic no life loser is not banned yet just stfu ur not funny you are a sad little kid with no friends
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It says satire but this is so true
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You forgot, see how long you can play before you get a random error, my record is 29 minutes, can you beat it?
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2 Replies....Ehhhh... Thinking you're starting to lose your touch Longface.
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this game could have been tremendous...instead it's just blah....i keep thinking about the original vision of destiny and all that could have been. that game could have become legend....instead we get this watered down version that while playing when my GF says "honey i need you to help with blah blah blah" i have not problem dropping the controler. i was really looking for a reason to break up with her and the original vision of destiny was the basket i put all those eggs into. don't get me wrong for some reason i don't understand i keep playing it over and over agian at the same time thinking "wow this is really boring" or "what is the story/reason behind this particular event i'm doing". remember grape drink and grape juice look the same and sometimes taste the same but they are not the same formula. right now destiny is grape drink and the original vision is the grape juice i salavate for.
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Good post
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Longface, this has been your best post yet. I love you, Longface.
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11 Repliesyou cant even complete the raid please go back to CoD
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So much hate on this guy, like bruh chill, this guy is my and many other peoples favorite user. Calm down kids his post are just jokes!
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Honestly I don't care if everything is repetitive. I love CO-OP based games/gametypes (Gears, Halo Firefight, Mass Effect 3 multiplayer). If you're playing with good friends then it's fun regardless. Inside jokes and funny comments that can relate to a particular scenario. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
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I used to like this kid too. Now all he posts are these sarcastic topics which he thinks is cute.
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Don't ever change. :)
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Thank you for gracing this forum with this post. :)
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*You can spend more time on this app then in the game.
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4 Repliesdid you mention that you can go to the forums and defend bungie from the angry mobs? or play on the side of the angry mobs and crush the bungie defenders? lets face it, out of the entire game, the forums have the most content.
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"Play with bungies balls". lol, Good one!
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15 RepliesThere are so many things in this game that you can't include them in a single thread .. let's see . * You can fight a regular enemy but unlike the same regular enemies around him he has high armor/damage level ! * You can grind for legerandry engrams for hours and endup with rare items or rare materials * You can beat the campaign even if you don't understand a single thing about the story
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You forgot one: *you can stop playing if you aren't enjoying yourself
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So much more todo in this game then cod or halo well any fps that I have played
