And the trap is sprung......We at hive news have been studying you puny humans and we have learnt your weakness. Apparently all we need to say is we are a female and all the male guardians will flock to us. How many of you have seen female and clicked on this. Shameful.
We have seen females (we presume human) post and within seconds, and males don't even check whether they are clean (this does not appear to matter to human males), males flood to the post like moths to helium filaments. Some do not even post a picture and yet they flock. Interesting.
So in a new strategy we are sending our sexiest syphon witches to lure males to their death they may not even be dressed, grrr. What male can resist.
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I thought I was getting a vault full of asses. Big ass, small ass, brown ass, white ass, flat ass, all the ass. You sir, have not delivered.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=44AmqL5tWCM
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What are you talking about? I came for the Vault Of Ass, now WHERE IS IT!
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Edited by TheUnknownMerc: 9/25/2014 5:11:55 PMIs pretty much what i call any post with a female in the title. Well...i came to condem the attention whore...but it seemed like to much of a bait...i still clicked anyways -____-
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To bad theyre exo chicks tiem to plug them all lol
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I thought it said vault of glass, wasn't really paying attention. The post did make me laugh though. Keep it up.
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[spoiler]its man ass[/spoiler]
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I just want to see a vault of ass.
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You have made my day. I will happily get lured by your syphon.
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I just clicked to call you an attention whore. Attention whore.
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I clicked for vault of ass
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I can and a bunch of others can. Also don't you think it is a bad idea to post your news, to your enemies...I mean you basically just told us to prepare.
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There are no females on the internet.
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You're a legend man! :)
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Thank you for the shout out to my thread
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Hahaha
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10/10
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hahah!
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I dont trust any female on Destiny with a name: Strikerkills or John4days- we all know youre dudes choosing a female cuz theyre skinnier with an assumed smaller hitbox. Now if youre a female with a name: pinkflowerxoxo, or bettyboop- ill be dancing all up in yo face dressed in my best gear!
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I don't think any ody actually believes titles like that. I just come in for the comments. There's some good laughs to be had lol
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Trap is sprung is obvious ladyboy trap.
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Moths don't live on the moon jackass
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Oh i thought this was going to be a good post
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I give this post a 43 out of 10.
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LMAO. Nicely done. I only ever come to these "female gamer" titled threads to see what the dude who created the thread Is saying and why he's pretending to be a girl. And this one was worth it. You made me laugh good :D
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Edited by COW GUY: 9/25/2014 2:05:51 PMHahaha. Would have been better if your name was different