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9/23/2014 4:40:40 AM
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One day a week, Xur and the Cryptarch meet up in a bar somewhere in the tower and share their stories...
Xur: "Dude, this guy gave me 23 motes of light for a golden engram. I told him to take it to you to reveal its godly content lol. What did you give him?"
Cryptarch: "An exotic helmet, of course...but I had to make sure it wasn't for his class lmao!"
Xur: "That's my boy! Now, they'll have to come back to me for more. At this rate, I'll be able to retire in a few months! Anyway, what do you have lined up for the rest of the week?"
Cryptarch: "You know...just the usual. Turning blue and purple engrams into green boots!"
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Thanks for the comic relief!
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Damn, this is pure genius!! This got me laughing. Ah, shit....lol
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Lmao!
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As TC, I officially declare this post the winner of my topic.
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HAHAH almost made me LOL in class.
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[b]SO MUCH WIN![/b]
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Sunday at the bar somewhere sharing stories Cryptarch: "So how was the weekend on Earth this time around?" Xur: "Oh you know, told people I'd be around till the end of the weekend, little did they know I consider Sunday the start of my week, haha." Cryptarch: "So all those people gathering strange coins on Saturday always get there too late huh?" Xur: "Oh yeah, but don't worry pal, this is an entire plan devised to get them to buy a ton of stuff next ''weekend''. " Cryptarch: "You're an evil bastard you know that right?" Xur: "Says the guy who turned one of my exotic engrams into a rare item, and for the wrong class to boot! I laughed so hard when he came crying back to me!" Cryptarch: "I am sure he'll thank me when he finally makes a Hunter Class and has a rare item-" Xur: "That he could've found by himself." Cryptarch: "Yes, but at least he can't hate me for it." Xur: "Oh please, we both know that me and you get more death threats than Bungie now that they know our deal. We should bring Xander down here for his lack of Exotic Bounties for people."
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Lmfao. It took everything in me not to bust out laughing.
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[quote]One day a week, Xur and the Cryptarch meet up in a bar somewhere in the tower and share their stories... Xur: "Dude, this guy gave me 23 motes of light for a golden engram. I told him to take it to you to reveal its godly content lol. What did you give him?" Cryptarch: "An exotic helmet, of course...but I had to make sure it wasn't for his class lmao!" Xur: "That's my boy! Now, they'll have to come back to me for more. At this rate, I'll be able to retire in a few months! Anyway, what do you have lined up for the rest of the week?" Cryptarch: "You know...just the usual. Turning blue and purple engrams into green boots!"[/quote] gggg
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> gets a shingen-c from a purple drop. >"That's one powerful piece of history, guardian" I just dismantle it in his face, hoping a shard hits him in the eye.
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Hahaha! Internet high five
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Sir, you have won the forums.
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Best post in the thread
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Haha awesome!
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Yes!!!!
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Fantastic. It's a trap !!
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BEST POST EVER!!
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Imma wait outside the bar and snuff both those motherpunchers.
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Yes!!! This was awesome. Got a good laugh out of it. Thank you!
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Sounds Like A Typical Evening For Those Two.
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Cryptach.. Im his pet! My 3rd legendary engram gave me the sweet.. The one and only.. Red death. I sucked him off on the spot needles to say :P
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Has not played destiny yet
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Search cruentus4nl must be some kind of bug :)
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That was it, nice gear, add anubis3-0 if you wanna team up
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