Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
English
#Destiny
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was chasing his destiny. Destiny fanboy walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face?
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Cryptarch: ALL YOUR LEGENDARY ARE BELONG TO ME
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Peter Griffin-So what have you won from the cryptarch? Cleveland Brown-You don't win. You just do a little better each time.
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I don't blame phogoth for being angry that place is the [i]pits.[/i]
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Whenever I visit the Cryptarch I sing "It's blue, if it turns green you will die ba da de da ba da ba da ba de da ba da"
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Edited by Titan Commandant: 9/20/2014 12:04:12 AMPlayer 1: "I play Destiny in Cycles..." Player 2: "Huh? Well, what Cycle are you on?" [spoiler]Player 1: "Rinse & Repeat."[/spoiler] ---------------- Player 1: "I heard Activision Publicists got an exclusive Dance move in Destiny." Player 2: "Really, what's that?" [spoiler]Player 1: "They really put a Spin on Destiny."[/spoiler] ---------------- Cyrptarch: "Hey Kids, wanna see a Magic trick? [spoiler]Give me your Legendary Enigrams..."[/spoiler] (A little harsh perhaps but I gave into my inner comedian.)
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did you hear the joke about Bungie? they released half game!
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Said the Servitor to the Thrall that which he feared most of all "Am I or not truly a robot? Or just half of a Transformer's balls?!"
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My armor is stained red My violet engrams turn blue Don't challenge me in a rumble Or you will die too
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How did 2 cabal brothers learn to fly? [spoiler]Fistbumps[/spoiler]
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Edited by runedabid: 9/19/2014 7:26:22 PMWhat do you say when the captain tripped?[spoiler]he's fallen[/spoiler]
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Edited by Steelholst: 9/21/2014 7:27:40 AM11 legendary engrams + 27 decoherant engrams + Lvl 21 cryptarch = [spoiler]9 rares and 29 uncommons[/spoiler] No really that happened...wasn't funny to me but everyone else thought it was hilarious
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I'm guessing traffic was killer during the collapse...
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The tower is bland....its just filled with ghosts
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Lengendary engrams? Or should I say Legendrarey
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The spider bot has fallen and can't get up.. finish him..
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Destiny is destined to be game of the year...
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Edited by Zero the Remnant: 9/20/2014 3:03:06 AMWhat dwells in the tower, robs Guardians of their power, baths in tears, grants everyone's fears, and with but one swing of its tool, leaves even the greatest Guardians face down in a puddle of their own drool? [spoiler]None other than your friendly neighborhood Cryptarch Master Rahool.[/spoiler]
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How many cryptarks a does it take to get to the center of a legendary engram ? [spoiler]the world may never know[/spoiler]
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Why was the wizard having trouble walking on earth? Because he came from the moon!
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You wanna hear a hilarious Destiny joke? ... The Cryptarch.
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Heres one! ...''it sucks''
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For a laugh I always just think about the final boss. You face over-sized Minotaur. You kill a highly intelligent alien machine with a god complex by defeating the same enemy you've been fighting for hours on end only they are much larger. That deserves incredible lolz.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny? Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something. Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch. Player 2: What can you win? Player 3: No one wins. best one by far lol
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This is gonna be legen- wait for it... Rare.
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Edited by thunderthighs: 9/20/2014 3:02:20 AMI saw an exotic weapon once..... Was a great picture