Due to all the negativity...
Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story?
Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity?
I'll begin:
Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist...
You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space".
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"As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny."
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Where is Destiny's story?
Its shrouded in "The Darkness".
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Why is the Crucible called the Crucible?
Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified.
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How did "The Traveler" get its name?
It never dribbles.
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Why did the Guardians cross the road?
Because the storyline was on the otherside.
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Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny?
Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something.
Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch.
Player 2: What can you win?
Player 3: No one wins.
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"That Wizard came from the Moon!"
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I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe.
Its a fun way to vent.
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Everyones on destiny 2 execpt me :( [spoiler]still dont have gjallarhorn[/spoiler]
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Player 1: Man I've been playing this game since release Player 2: I've been playing since christmas Player 1: Time for this -blam!-ing exotic chest, hope i get a gjallahorn, still don't have one after 100s and 100s of hours. Player 2: Dude I got a shitty exotic rocket laucher. Player 1: Let me see.... OMG you -blam!-ing noob i can't believe you get a gjalla after a few hours and i still don't have one Player 2: Haha Player 1: Let's see what I get from the chest.... class item. Switch characters... shards..... energy. Player 3: You'll get the gjalla eventually 500 hours later Player 1: Still don't have a gjalla and these noobs have 5 Story of my -blam!-ing life (me being player 1)
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There's been talk of a new game by bungie. Something so secret, it could be the biggest game of all time. Experience joy from the Arch-Crypt, a weird looking Sleeping. Have many options to do what you want to do. Have a peaceful community.Have an exclusive trading system. An abundance of rare level loot. And many more. This is....Fate. Brought to you by Bungie. (Best Commercial...ever. I took Destiny and made a complete opposite game. Mind blown.)
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No hablar espacio tortuga.
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U know y u cant have sex with the templar[spoiler]because he has harpies[/spoiler]
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Why couldn't Ghost ride the Seesaw/teeter-totter with his friends? He was a little light
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Edited by o_____________o: 9/18/2014 10:07:58 PMI have a crush on one of the Archons. I guess you could say I've [i]fallen[/i] in love. Some of the missions on Venus piss me off though. They are rather [i]vexing.[/i]
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I have a gjallarhorn joke... O wait... Most of u wont get it!
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Edited by Kopecs: 9/19/2014 7:32:53 AMWhat did one guardian say to the other? [spoiler]nothing....because he can't[/spoiler]
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Brought an item to the cryptarch. It was legendrarey
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No time for jokes, I have a date with destiny.
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This is not (insert object here) you are looking for.
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Guardian: I just beat the Darkness!....I guess.. What do I win?? Stranger: Oh you did? Well uh..*looks around* oh! Here take my gun. Thanks for saving the Light. You've proven yourself aaand yada yada yada.. *disappears* Guardian: Sweet!! I've never seen a gun like this before! Ghost: bee-boop. Guardian: *checks gun stats* ...level 16?? But I'm level twen-- *screen cuts to black* Fin.
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Who's the most famous celebrity on Mars? Larry the Cabal Guy! Sorry I tried
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"I killed a dreg and I liked iiiittt"
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I hate to burst your bubble must you're about to get fisted *leave tears here*
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The Speaker: "I guess you could say, the story is... [i]SHROUED IN DARKNESS[/i]"
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Billy the thrall: i went to a hive party on the moon: It was quite [i]inTHRALLing[/i]
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Y did the guardians cross the road? The story line was on the other side!
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Edited by jimbles90: 9/22/2014 9:38:57 AMHelp, hive fallen!
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What do you get when you mix a Titan with the Fallen? [spoiler]Titanfall[/spoiler] I want to apologize for my extremely shitty joke.
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What does the raid boss say to a group of defeated guardians? I guess it's *sunglasses* Lights out for you! YEAAAAAAHH!!!
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Hunter: Did you hear about that guy who went in to the Vault? Warlock: No,what about him? Hunter: He got marked by the void and walked off the edge before anybody could cleanse him. Warlock: I guess you could say his "light"...went out.. Hunter: ooOOooo! Warlock: Ooohhh! Titan: I -blam!-ing hate you guys...
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On Venus, a guardian's text said "Hey big boy, let's have sex!" He was in the mood and so he got nude ...and then he got gang banged by Vex
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was chasing his destiny. Destiny fanboy walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face?